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Wish I would have walked out of The Blair Witch Project.

They have a habbit of spending billions on stock buybacks to keep their prices high 🫠

We upgraded to an electric squarv recently. Those gas squarfs are just too expensive for city driving!

I totally get that, but for what it's worth, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent is worth giving a shot, too! It breaks the 4th wall in a refreshingly humorous & self-deprecating way. Loved it!

Lots of places do this now, unfortunately.

How TF is that bike (or any) $15k?!? Does it come with a bike path concierge on every trip?

Also I’ll never call Twitter anything but Twitter.

I don't know, I think there's room for appropriate change here;

• Twater
• Twit'er
• Twixlers

I admit, my suggestions could use more help, but surely we must admit they've devolved from Twitter!?

No, as both gravitational and em waves travel at the speed of light, the "we're all screwed" things we could ever observe would only ever be slowed-down/distorted (by things that could even do such a thing like a black hole) as they approach us.

So it'd be a happy little surprise (short of worm-holes or tachyons existing), on year 26,000.

That's not too say life as we know it would end immediately. We might make it generations before the real chaos affected us on earth. On a smaller scale, if the sun blipped out of existence, sure, we're 💯 doomed and we'd know it after 8.3 minutes, but some of us might make it a solid week before all life on earth was expunged 😅.

Tap to close is great!

I think the issue is Connect not differencing tap vs long press; where long press would not close, and could then be used for scrolling, zooming, and screen activity to prevent screen timeout.

Great article! Thanks for the share.

Right!? I strait up heard in my head:

Um, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9:00, that would be great. Mm-Kay?