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submitted 3 months ago by bizarroland@fedia.io to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Here's the rules:

1: Post something you have never done that you think many people do. 2: Read the other posts, if you have done that thing, upvote it. If you have not done that thing, downvote it. 3: If you believe the person is lying, call them out on it in a reply. 4: If you are called out, give the full story. 4a: If you see a thread containing the full story, boost the person you think is right and truthful.

Person who has the most upvotes when the thread dies wins.

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[-] pemptago@lemmy.ml 128 points 3 months ago

Never have I ever read a single book or watched a single movie of the Harry Potter series.

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[-] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 117 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I have never drank alcohol, despite persuasion from friends. I consider it unhealthy. Chemically, it's a poison, and a "hangover" is the process of removing the poison.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

You are very right in every aspect of this. It's a poison, and it kills hundreds of thousands every year.

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[-] 93maddie94@lemm.ee 110 points 3 months ago

Never have I ever attended a middle or high school

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[-] AliSaket@mander.xyz 97 points 3 months ago

Never have I ever watched/read anything relating to Lord of the Rings.

[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 20 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah well how did you spell it?

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[-] python@programming.dev 97 points 3 months ago

~~My brain always hurts when playing never have I ever, something about the wording just inherently confuses me every time. The upvote/downvote addition makes it worse haha~~

Never have I ever been to a wedding! Looks like my own one will be the first I attend :o

[-] DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone 95 points 3 months ago

Never have I ever drank coffee

[-] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago

I'm throwing the bullshit flag on this one. Never curious? Never saw a frappuccino and tried it? Never just experimentally had a sip out of curiosity? I'm not buying that.

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[-] ulkesh@beehaw.org 90 points 3 months ago

Never learned to ride a bicycle.

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[-] eightpix@lemmy.world 90 points 3 months ago

I have never ridden a horse.

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[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 85 points 3 months ago

Never have I ever said lol.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 14 points 3 months ago

As a Dutch guy this one is auto fail as lol means 'fun' so we use it a lot unironically

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[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 79 points 3 months ago

Never have i ever learned the alphabet(i am referring to the order, not the letters)

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago

How did you manage this one?

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[-] BigLime@lemmy.ml 78 points 3 months ago

Never have I attended a high school prom, dance, or graduation

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 11 points 3 months ago

Dang it. I had it to the very end.

No prom no dances but I did graduate and attend my graduation.

I was the only one that graduated that year because I went to a small school and I worked ahead and so technically I was valedictorian and also technically every party I go to is a reunion party for my graduating class.

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[-] konalt@lemmy.world 78 points 3 months ago

Never have I ever seen The Lion King, The Incredibles, any Toy Story movie past 2, or WALL-E.

My friends hate me for this one

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 months ago

At least Wall-E ;-;

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[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 74 points 3 months ago

I'll start:

I have never been inside of a treehouse

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[-] mlfh@lemmy.ml 67 points 3 months ago

Friendly reminder that lemmy votes are public

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[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 64 points 3 months ago

Never have I ever eaten a hamburger/cheeseburger/steak

I purposely don't because it's an interesting talking point for breaking ice.

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[-] kionite231@lemmy.ca 62 points 3 months ago

I have never dated a woman.

[-] Bonifratz@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

Only interesting if you're romantically attracted to women, though.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 months ago

*Never have I ever dated another person of my preferred biological sex or orientation

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[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 56 points 3 months ago

Never done any recreational drugs.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 11 points 3 months ago

Is that including cigarettes and alcohol or are you only talking about the ones that are federally illegal?

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[-] ResidentCoffeeCat@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago

I have never had a serious injury requiring medical help (broken bones, concusssion, anything that should have you going to the ER, regardless of whether or not you actually did)

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[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 54 points 3 months ago

Never have I ever seen Titanic.

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[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago

Never have I ever been to a modern sporting event. Football, soccer (or other football to some of you folks), hockey, baseball, whatever.

I've been to things which some would argue are sports like jousting, but never a basic sport event.

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[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 2 months ago

Never have I ever eaten shrimp

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[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago

I've never had a close family member die. I have siblings, they have families. Both my grandparents on one side are alive, the other two died when I was an infant. I have dozens of cousins that are all in good health. Closest thing was my spouse's grandpa. I've been phenominally lucky.

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[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 36 points 3 months ago

Never have I ever heard "I'm proud of you" from my Dad :'(

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[-] No1@aussie.zone 33 points 3 months ago

Never have I ever played "Never have I ever".

Wait.....

[-] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 months ago

I have never eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

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[-] medgremlin@midwest.social 27 points 2 months ago

Never have I ever drank alcohol illegally or underage.

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[-] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 27 points 3 months ago

Never have I ever clogged a toilet. Second flush has always been enough for me

[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago

So I guess the poop knife hardly ever gets used in your house then.

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[-] Bonifratz@lemm.ee 25 points 3 months ago

Never have I ever as much as tried anything you can smoke (cigarettes, joints, shisha...).

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[-] blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 months ago

Never have I ever gone to school in grades K-12.

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[-] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 months ago

never have i ever broken a bone

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[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 18 points 3 months ago

I’d like to tell a story about “never have I ever,” because my house used to be a popular spot for college parties, and was known for its extensive bar and fun times, so often that game was played. And when some drunk fellow-student would suggest we play “never have I ever,” I would say, fine, we can play, but please don’t use this as an excuse to say something you are extremely embarrassed about, and quickly drink. I would then tell a story I had heard about a guy who said “never have I ever killed a deer and then fucked it,” and not only quickly drank, excitedly called out all the other guys from the hunting trip that they all should drink too. I hoped this was a very clear example of what not to do.

Nope. “Never have I ever” was always an exercise in more and more embarrassing admissions until someone lost their mind and the admittee slinked away in shame.

People admitted giving blowjobs in fast food parking lots. Sex with people at the party. Sex with a dog.

Yes, reread that last one. You would think the deer example would rule that one out, but no, some people will do anything to drink something they were free to drink anyway.

[-] weariedfae@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Jesus fucking christ the people you met in college were animals.

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[-] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago

Never have I ever understood why people care so much about sports or teams or whatever.

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[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 3 months ago

Never have I ever failed an exam.

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[-] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago

Never have I had more than one sex partner.

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