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Blue-ringed octopuses, comprising the genus Hapalochlaena, are four extremely venomous species of octopus that are found in tide pools and coral reefs in the Pacific and Indian Oceans, from Japan to Australia. They can be identified by their yellowish skin and characteristic blue and black rings that can change color dramatically when the animals are threatened. They eat small crustaceans, including crabs, hermit crabs, shrimp, and other small sea animals.

They are some of the world's most venomous marine animals. Despite their small size—12 to 20 cm (5 to 8 in)—and relatively docile nature, they are very dangerous if provoked when handled because their venom contains a powerful neurotoxin called tetrodotoxin.

The species tends to have a lifespan around two to three years, which may vary depending on factors such as nutrition, temperature, and the intensity of light within its environment.

Behavior

Blue-ringed octopuses spend most of their time hiding in crevices while displaying effective camouflage patterns with their dermal chromatophore cells. Like all octopuses, they can change shape easily, which allows them to squeeze into small crevices. This, along with piling up rocks outside the entrance to their lairs, helps safeguard them from predators.

If they are provoked, they quickly change color, becoming bright yellow with each of the 50–60 rings flashing bright iridescent blue within a third of a second, as an aposematic warning display. In the greater blue-ringed octopus (H. lunulata), the rings contain multilayer light reflectors called iridophores. These are arranged to reflect blue–green light in a wide viewing direction. Beneath and around each ring are dark-pigmented chromatophores that can be expanded within one second to enhance the contrast of the rings. No chromatophores are above the ring, which is unusual for cephalopods, as they typically use chromatophores to cover or spectrally modify iridescence. The fast flashes of the blue rings are achieved using muscles that are under neural control. Under normal circumstances, each ring is hidden by contraction of muscles above the iridophores. When these relax and muscles outside the ring contract, the iridescence is exposed, thereby revealing the blue color.

Toxicity

The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to kill 26 adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis begins. No blue-ringed octopus antivenom is available

The octopus produces venom containing tetrodotoxin, histamine, tryptamine, octopamine, taurine, acetylcholine, and dopamine. The venom can result in nausea, respiratory arrest, heart failure, severe and sometimes total paralysis, and blindness, and can lead to death within minutes if not treated. Death is usually caused by suffocation due to paralysis of the diaphragm.

Direct contact is necessary to be envenomated. Faced with danger, the octopus's first instinct is to flee. If the threat persists, the octopus goes into a defensive stance, and displays its blue rings. If the octopus is cornered and touched, it may bite and envenomate its attacker.

Conservation

Currently, the blue-ringed octopus population information is listed as least concern according to the International Union for Conservation of Nature. Threats such as bioprospecting, habitat fragmentation, degradation, overfishing, and human disturbance, as well as species collections for aquarium trade, though, may be threats to population numbers. Hapalochlaena possibly contributes to a variety of advantages to marine conservation. This genus of octopus provides stability of habitat biodiversity, as well as expanding the balance of marine food webs.

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago
[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This, along with piling up rocks outside the entrance to their lairs, helps safeguard them from predators.

Rock-stacking octopus.

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're the outdoor cats of the ocean

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[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I just saw the wildest aside on Twitter from a Zionist:

Yeah if China had been terrorized and a October 7th event happened (wouldn’t bc China isn’t free so no festivals) China would tell you to shut the fuck up and you would.

(wouldn’t bc China isn’t free so no festivals)

China isn’t free so no festivals

jesse-wtf

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

That's a new low, lmao. As contradictions sharpen I wonder if these folk are going to get even more outlandish.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

I call this painting "Why I Gave Up On The Imperial Core and Focused on Planning My Escape"

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Communism is when no festivals.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

yea well unlike those docile chinese at least i have the FREEDOM to do this! drinks gasoline

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[–] Moss@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

One of my friends drunkenly asked me if communists are allowed to have hobbies and I genuinely don't know if she was joking.

As a side note, ever since it became known to my friends that I'm a communist, basically all of them have warmed up to communism. I don't think I have a single friend who would say they like capitalism and one of them, who is very well studied, has been saying that he "likes communism". Honestly I think it's just having a visible communist in their life let's them consider the possibility of being opposed to capitalism. I hate arguing so it's not like I'm doing much to convince them

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[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Today i learned i got drafted to mod the popculture comm catgirl-huh

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Imagining a data-conscious internet where a video game review might be an article that's mostly text. But might have short video clips. Might have lots of image spreads. Might have audio clips and GIFs and stuff.

Rather than just someone rambling over 30 minutes of B-roll that's like at least 500MB compressed and only maybe 2-3 minutes of that is pertinent to the actual review (and often times not even captured by themselves anyway).

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
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[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Asked my date if I could take her to Pound Town. She called me a pig and I explained that it's a museum of Ezra Pound.

Then I asked her if she wanted to go to The Bone Zone. She started up again and then I told her it's the nation's largest museum of bones.

[–] PowerLurker@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (6 children)

if u work w/ the american public in any kind of customer service adjacent capacity and someone asks for ur name right out the gate odds are like 85% ur dealing with a fucking demon

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[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (6 children)

can i get a thanks for being here?

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[–] qcop@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Hello, I’m Hasan Piker and I will now normalize going to horse races and make it look cool despite it specifically being a horrible industry hyper exploiting and killing horses as soon as they injure themselves, drugging them to extract as much performance as possible before they drop dead from what we inject into their bodies. But that’s ok, I’ll go on stream to my famous friend who has an animal refuge and cuddle with a cow for 1hour not using this time to bring awareness to animal liberation theory while mocking the same movement every chance I get.

I mean the guy from what I saw was also going to animal cafes in Japan when it is well-known these are fucked up places. Why do I keep expecting leftists to have at least basic principles on this subject?

Respectfully fuck you bro.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn't know japanese animal cafes were bad :(

Can't say I am at all shocked but I am dissapointed

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[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You missed one important fact about blue-ringed octopuses, which is that they are extremely cute.

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Octopi are so cool, I wish they lived longer and were social

[–] Arahnya@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Larger pacific striped octopus and gloomy octopus are social; the deep sea octopus lives for 16-18 years, and the giant octopus lives for 3-5.

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[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't think much about Will Menaker but I just heard him call LLMs "electricity using machines" and I don't think there's a better term for them

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[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Half light is never wrong in its assessment of a problem, but it rarely proposes the correct solution.

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[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Its hilarious that Sarah Hurwitz is the that wrote "when they go low we go high" for Michelle Obama. Now she out here going lower than the depths of hell thats-why-im-confused

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[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the m attached to mpreg stands for mao-wave

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the logo for this quake fan website is low key giving sissy hyno 💀

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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

I've got a super sick idea for Fallout 5 but Todd Howard won't return my calls.

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

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[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When my wife wouldn't stop listening to a loud and looped version of the Reba TV show opening, Hexbear was there for me.

When my wife covered me in honey while I slept and then laughed as I struggled to get out of my cocooned state, Hexbear was there to call me misogynist at first, but after I explained myself most of the people who laughed at me got banned.

When I asked for $50 on here to get food delivered because I was too tired to cook after I had to spend 2 horus inchworming my way to the bath tub and arduously turn on the hot water tap with my face to dissolve the honey-infused bedsheet straitjacket I was trapped in, I got it. Hexbear has my back.

Another Hexbear home page refresh, another banger.

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

if we're stuck in car-centric turbohell can we at least have a government standardized way to broadcast a 'sorry' if you get honked at when you broke a convention by mistake and not malice

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We’re not a steppe tribe, we’re the tribe that stepped up.

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[–] Edie@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (10 children)

Thank you all for being decent. Also I'm happy we don't federate with reddit.world lemmitor and such instances.


This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold

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[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)
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[–] decaptcha@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Got complimented by a coworker in the team chat for my jokes being hella crisp, this was after hitting a few good ones in a row playing off other peoples jokes. Felt good to take the W, esp since she's pretty funny herself. Best part I was only using a fraction of my power, I had several more chambered up but didn't wanna flood the chat. taking-restraint

good thing doing improv is bourgeois or I'd have a new thing to get into maybe

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The part where you stimulate Bowser's prostate in inside story was a bit bold but I respect it, shame they removed it in the remaster because of woke

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[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Damn Avatar 3 comes out in less than a month and I've seen like one ad about it - am I just isolated from advertising or has there really been almost nothing on this?

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[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Direct contact is necessary to be envenomated. Faced with danger, the octopus's first instinct is to flee. If the threat persists, the octopus goes into a defensive stance, and displays its blue rings. If the octopus is cornered and touched, it may bite and envenomate its attacker.

My boy is just like me.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Martin Freeman has made a career out of playing perplexed Everyman characters

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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Y'know thinking about it it's kind of a big public health fuck up to not pasteurize flour. Google AI is like woah dude you can't do that, it'll mess up the gluten! but idk sounds to me like the same sort of "it messes with the PROPERTIES" argument as Raw Milk enjoyers

Google AI says it's a non issue because it's "not treated as ready to eat" but uh yeah that's not really accurate. It's used for so many things and in so many contexts where it's extremely prone to cross contamination. One of the guys I work with is kind of a messy fuck to begin with but he was dredging 160Ib of chicken and the fucking flour aerosolized and blew around to the point it almost contaminated my work area (and did contaminate like half my table and the side of the fridge). Hello e coli and salmonella and i heard you can get worms from raw flour

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[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

we saw you across the bar and like your vibe, can we buy you drink?

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Credits should be at the beginning of the movie with a cool overture score and abstract animation that plays with how the credits enter and sets up the style of the movie. Love that in old movies. Gets me in the mood for movie time amd settles me into the vibe before it starts, also people work fucking hard on these things and I wanna see the names!

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[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Being so magnetic and charming is rough, I get so many romantic emails disguised as spam messages. Everyone wants a piece of me and these emails just never stop, sorry for the humble bragging 😞

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

I wish Wmill would notice me... ugh I mean your website could see 1000X more impressions with improved SEO!!

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