It is the late 90s. The big scandal is about who sucked off Bill Clinton.
It is the mid 20s. The big scandal is about who sucked off Bill Clinton.
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So this is the 30 year cycle I keep hearing about.
And you know that fucker will speak at the next DNC and liberals will tell us that he isn't problematic at all and Joe Biden isn't that old.
If I had a US nickel for every time the US went nuts over a blowjob in the White House... well, [you know how it goes].
It would be the ultimate irony to be taken down for the only considerate and consensual sexual act he's ever performed.
That's what's depressing about this. Ive had to tell multiple people that making trump/Lewinsky jokes are in awful taste cause she was an SA victim and if this is true (it isnt) trump was consenting and also the fact that its gay is pretty much all there is to it. They both had sex with children
I dunno, I think the idea of Trump sucking Bill Clinton’s dick is kind of funny, and I don’t think it’s funny due to homophobia. The absurdity of these two terribly consequential pedoclowns engaged in fucking eachother is a little funny
Yeah. I think it just as absurd as if it was straight. It's not funny because it's a gay political sex scandal. It's funny because of who they are, not because they're both men.
The only honest job he's ever done
Would be funny this the one that has chuds double take and not the... You know... Sex trafficking
To be fair though we don't necessarily know that, it isn't like bill clinton is known for his strong support for consent
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It would be really quite sad if America is cooler with pedaphilic removed (word for non consensual sex) over consensual homosexuality.
(Edit: I don’t think the r word should be censored when it is the correct word in this instance to discuss these issues.)
(Edit: I don’t think the r word should be censored when it is the correct word in this instance to discuss these issues.)
IIRC it's censored because it can be triggering to some. People usually censor it as r*pe if they have to use it.
CW discussion of trigger language SV
I get why it’s censored, and I think preventing misuse of the the word as is common in wider society is a good thing (Sports team A beat Sports team B) etc. but I’m not sure censoring the word itself makes it much less triggering.
If the word is being used correctly, then it’s the context of sexual violence that is the triggering part not that specific word, if the word is being used incorrectly then that misuse of the word should be dealt with, just as seeing “sports team a xxxx sports team b” will still be triggering even if the the word isn’t there it still shows the use of sexually violent words and mindset.
So IMHO censoring the word itself isn’t productive, it makes more difficult legitimate discussion, and doesn’t lessen the impact of misuse.
But also I have no skin in this game so whatever the opinion is people who are affected should obviously be prioritised over mine.
I think this would be a matter to discuss in a post in /c/hexbear so that some of the people most affected could weigh in with their opinions. I have seen people say in the past that the specific word can be triggering to them sometimes.
Donal Trump is 97% Mc Donald fat and can wriggle out of anything. He's a slug
So the liberals have The Lathe now? Great. Just fucking great.
I think that the "blow bubba" comment was probably just a stupid boomer joke. The best part? That's Trump's best defence here.
But, in saying so, he'd be admitting that the email correspondence is true and happened.
Or I guess he could just say none of it is real, but that's stretching reality quite thin.
I think it becomes less of a joke and more of a "they're referencing something specific" with the Get Hard joke and reference right after
Also if you're just joshin your buds why not ask if "Putin has pics of Trump sucking him off"? Especially when that was the vogue liberal hahaha homophobia with President Drumpf (tm) at the time
But randomly bringing up "THE pics of Trump sucking off Bill Clinton" (Clinton kinda coming out of fucking nowhere) before joking about how Trump's dick sucking skills could help keep Epstein from harm?
- implies to me that trump sucking off "bubba" happened and there's known proof and 2) trump isn't calling the shots re: epstein (at least in a way they could reliably influence) because why would they be joking about dick sucking shit instead of "dealing with the diabetes" (I agree with a random redditor that "prediabetic" referred to epstein being in legal jeopardy)
(Clinton kinda coming out of fucking nowhere)
I mean Clinton is known for a pretty big controversy where he received head, and boomers still cracking jokes about it like 20 years later doesn't seem impossible.
But I mean, either way Vance fucks couches so we might as well roll with it.
Yeah but then it's them making up trump sucking dick as a non sequitur. The big liberal "putin has blackmail" shit in the popular zeitgeist was "peepee tape" not "he sucked a dick"
I think Bill would have been the one wriggling here. Trump would have been bobbing his way out of that one, maybe.
I'm not sure there would have been much wiggling. Deeply closeted bi-curious married guys aren't exactly known for giving great head.
I doubt these psychos move much or make any sound during most sexual acts, the only indication that they feel anything being a completely silent climax
Well yeah, stealing the title of Throat Goat of 1600 Penn Ave from Nancy Reagan would piss off the Reaganites.
Maybe this is why he had the portrait of Bill in the famous blue dress
You mean, if this is the thing that finally...
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sticks to Trump?
Yeah that would suck dick.
i see this everywhere, where does the news cone from?
Epstein claimed in his emails that Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob although to be fair it could have been a joke. Boomers aren’t exactly the greatest comedians.
Epstein wrote in an email that Putin had a photo of Trump giving head to Bill Clinton, which seems like a joke.
The more important part is that Epstein didn't really think very highly of Donald, but rather thought of him as a useful rich idiot. Fake friend.