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[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 332 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

This shitpost was generated using AI Lemmy:

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 78 points 1 month ago

Well, at least you’re calling it out. Neither up nor down for me then.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago (3 children)

AI slop is the proper way of honoring this fuckstick.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 24 points 1 month ago

Literally me right now.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

You got 10 fingers. Hit em both

[–] pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Explains why the face is too big. A human would have portrayed it more accurately.

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[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 140 points 1 month ago (4 children)

He died as he lived, dismissing gun violence and lying about trans people. 😔

[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My dumb brain interpreted “lying about” in the sense of “with” or “around” and I was momentarily confused by the thought of CK lying with his head resting on a trans person’s chest. I need to get off the internet.

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

He probably did. You know all the republicans hate most what they can't accept about themselves. Grindr servers crashed in AZ leading up to his memorial.

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[–] jmsy@lemmy.world 109 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My girlfriend had a heavy flow period yesterday. That much blood hasn't gushed from a pussy since Charlie kirk was shot

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah but I’m not shoving my face in Charlie’s neck.

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[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago (8 children)
[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Will nobody mention the wrong placement of the checks notes stigmata?

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Also feels weird that they don't have him in a T-shirt.

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[–] aggronvation@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Fair but it's rapidly decreasing

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

We need to implement stronger gum control

[–] Zink@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago

It also needs a conical upper jaw, such that the axis of each tooth is pointed at the center of his chin rather than straight down.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Bro ~~is~~was a Meatcanyon caricature

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Damn! Put a content warning on that shit. Scary giant gums ahead.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How disrespectful!

The hole was on the sides, not the front.

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What I cannot get about this arguement is that it's entirely circular.

We cannot implement gun law because implementing gun law would violate the existing law. Yeah, that's called changing the law. Republicans do it all the time. Often to someone's detriment.

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 month ago

Face is too proportionate to the head.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 month ago

The spout should be off to the right. Otherwise, it’s a great monument to a ventilated meat stick.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] CostumeWorld@lemmynsfw.com 24 points 1 month ago

My costume this year:

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

I said it before and I will say it again here: that face is too big!

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

The smile isn't creepy enough.

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago

Finally a good use of ai

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I would like to piss on his face but I'm afraid people wanna drink water from a fountain 😢

And lovely as my piss is, I dont think people who aren't expecting piss would enjoy it.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago

Eh, only people who want anything to do with the water are his fans. Everyone else is gonna piss in it.

The face needs to be smaller on the head

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

💀 I Loled at this so hard, the FBI spy van outside heard it.

[–] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] potatopotato@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

I think that's the point in this particular case

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