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[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 154 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 weeks ago
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Also works for slippers.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I thought it was this:

Put your right foot in, take your right foot out. Put your right foot in, and you shake it all about. Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about

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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 117 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Huh? I just see a bunch of blue arrows on a blank yellowish square.

[–] Linsensuppe@feddit.org 35 points 2 weeks ago

Its gotta be somewhere…

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 106 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

my dumbass trying to figure out why you'd want to rotate your house slippers:

(this is why I'm single isn't it)

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 105 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

Step 1: inspect

Step 2: push hood up

Step 3: rotate clitoris counterclockwise 360 degrees

Step 4: spin clitoris around central axis left and right.

[–] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago

Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 21 points 2 weeks ago

Up up down down left right left right B A B A

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

step 1: bop it

step 2: twist it

step 3: pull it

step 4: find a new partner

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[–] Kaigyo@lemmy.world 96 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Was doing this on an old girlfriend and she busted out laughing her ass off. WTF?! The guy before me gave her our secrets!

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Remember though, capital letters. Don't dot the i.

[–] chuymatt@startrek.website 17 points 2 weeks ago

Jeremy Bearimy?

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[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

All of this is useless if you don't exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what's the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.

Look guys all I'm saying is useful to know how to get girls horny but better is ahow go get your girl horny.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 66 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)

Do I reach in through the nose or ears?

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago

If you ask Walter Freeman he’d tell you to go through the eye

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[–] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

You need to go to the hospital right now. You're having an aneurysm

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[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 75 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I spent way to much time thinking that was a pink slipper. The first two made sense but then I was lost.

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ditto, I figured it was one of those dance step guides.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 66 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I saw loss before I saw anything else, I seriously need to touch grass

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When you do that, you'll feel like you're recreating the steps of loss, one panel at a time

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[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 50 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!

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[–] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Fun fact most girls like when you suck it as well

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They do not enjoy when you blow a raspberry onto it, however.

Sucking only. No blowing. Do not reverse the polarity.

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[–] ILoveDurians@lemmy.cafe 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What a strange diagram of some slippers.

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[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 37 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 68 points 2 weeks ago

Behold a man

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok good, my brain was trying to convince me this was a sneaky Loss

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought it was a way to fix a slipper...

I've been shopping for new warm slippers since it's going to get colder.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

Joycon drift.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I was once with a girl who wanted me to literally bite hers as hard as I could. 😵‍💫

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The human jaw is easily able to bite through soft flesh, so I hope you didn't...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, no. I knew I could end up biting through if I actually bit it as hard as I could. When I said I eat pussy, I wasn't being literal. So there's at least 1 person I know for sure I have been with but didn't satisfy.

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[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

She still does not like it.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Some women just don't enjoy receiving oral. Not when it is done wrong, not at all.

Also some men don't enjoy blowjobs.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 21 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Imagine a life in which 69 is just a number.

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[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago

Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I'll put this info to good use.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I kind of made a dumb image in my head that isn't physically possible but the motion indicators in the image made me imagine a guy with his dong already in and he's somehow spinning while connected. It's funnier in my head, I promise.

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[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's hilarious about this meme is that Konami delivered the code that unlock these secrets over 30 years ago. Up up, down down, left right, left right, B A B A, start.

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