Unless the guy died and we just don't know about it, I feel like there's still hope of getting this resolved. There's got to be some way of getting in touch with him.
CallMeButtLove
NE Ohio resident and overall woke sunuvabitch here. Why have I never heard of them?
posted, without the president's knowledge, by an aide
Bullshit. We all know he is obsessed with the gorilla channel.

Just for fun I looked up his stance on gun control. Seems like he wants to do everything he can to stop any kind of initiative there.
So for anyone keeping score: Gender affirming care = punishable by death
Kids getting shot = A-OKAY!
There's no way that pants shitting mother fucker makes it to the end of his term.
I'm right there with you. I love dogs so much, but losing mine was more than I can take ever happening again. Plus, I don't want her to have to share that place in my heart with any other animal. I know that isn't actually how it works and it wouldn't mean that I love her any less, but still.
I think it was a genuine whoosh and OP did not deserve the down votes on their comment.
The quote is incredibly apt but your average conservative is too dumb to understand it. Maybe if they read it 4 or 5 times, but knowing them they'd give up halfway through the first try.
I wish this wasn't scheduled so far out. I just don't think anyone in this administration gives a rat's ass about protests that happen once every 4 or 5 months.
Shrimps is bugs
"And this is for shooting down police helicopters"

What the hell why is this hilarious?