“Fears”????? What an odd way to spell “Hopes”. Also, Release the Epstein files.
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Completely unrelated, but what are your favorite jumping spiders?
Portia are up there. And there are a couple large Phiddipus species with red butts that my grad school Buds used to keep as pets. They were Mutellid mimics and were very entertaining critters
Ha yeah Portia are awesome! And as far as the Phids do you mean P. johnsoni? I love them too! I currently have a mated pair in my spood collection, hoping for an eggsac..
Epstein
that wound is the epstein telling hand, hes trying to shut it up.
That’s one of them. But my colleagues favorite pet was a species that had an opisthosoma with a big red dorsal spot that covered most of the top. They were mutellid mimics and quite impressive and amusing spiders. If you didn’t know their true identity they looked pretty formidable.
He's lived a long time for somebody without a heart.
What does he have instead, some kind of grease trap?
That's because he's the EpsTin List Man.
Health fears?
Who fears for his health?
The fears are that he remains healthy enough to continue to do more damage.
There's not a god, because he's lived this long. But I pray to god he dies soon, ideally while I'm typing this.
If only prayer worked.
Lmao "fears" isn't quite the right word for this one.
Yeah, I'd use "teases." As a non-American, this has been like the greatest teaser since 2016 ish. Maybe Americans have been hating him before then.
Fears?
Yes, I fear that at this pace it'll take a while. :(
Please let him keel over. Please.
Trumpie ain't going to die for another 20 years. Why? The universe fucking hates us.
Look at the other gaint pieces of shit, they all lived into their mid 80s or longer.
Jimmy Saville - Died: October 29, 2011 (age 84 years)
Henry Kissinger - Died: November 29, 2023 (age 100 years)
James C. Dobson - Died: August 21, 2025 (age 89 years)
I can't believe Vance looks like an improvement. The bar is so low now we'll have to start drilling to find it.
Oh wow, he's got a new emotional support hat
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It's a shame it's not likely to be gangrene.
The dude is 80, of course he's got health issues. It'd be weird if he didn't
Term limits and age limits
Is it wrong to pray for, say, untreatable cancer?
On one hand, it would be nice if he died a horrible and painful death. On the other, I would prefer him to do so after failing to win an 2nd American Civil War. if there is an inevitable fight, I want the enemy leadership to be the dumbest and most clumsy jackasses possible. That would save lives for the good guys, and make Reconstruction easier to complete.
They actually stopped trying to kill Hitler for this reason later in the war
I cannot say I agree with this at all.
“Fears”??? What a strange way to spell “Hopes”
Wake me up only if he dies. Otherwise I don't care.
Do people outside the UK know just how bad The Express is? It's a bottom-tier reactionary tabloid. Don't give them clicks.