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Still a better choice than the demented toddler, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

This is a self-contradictory statement

Dude doesn't even know his own name, are we sure about that?

In 1998 specifically, both. Operation Desert Fox and Operation Infinite Reach.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_United_States_military_operations

one of the fork tines was slightly bent so they don't line up perfectly

That would irritate me more than getting forked in the first place.

Exactly. Fuck private equity takeovers, but at the same time successful companies rarely get taken over by private equity.

Because you know Kill Bill, it's for the kids!

Related - I hate having that goddamned tablet at the table.

Lenovo y700? It's the best iPad mini competitor. Not sure about its pen support though.

In my brain Z is Up, Z is Height. In my job I have to deal with both all the time which is quite annoying.

Dementia face. I've seen that look so many times. I don't care how exhausted you are, nobody of sound mind makes that face in public.

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Western North Carolina.....