The next time I see the word slam it better be like that time Hulk smashed Loki into the floor

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Imagine being upset by something as normal as body hair. If I ever have kids I'm keeping them away from you.

"25% of our code was copied off of GitHub"

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I don't think either of you will be able to smell each other because eating 2000 lbs of garlic will surely kill you.

Menards are stuck to methighs

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MORE WEIGHT

You must be fun at parties

Just wait until until we get Earth Wind & Fire hurricanes. 200 mph gust of jazz ain't nothing to joke about.

They laugh, but you never know when you may need a deep cycle marine battery