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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 197 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I talked to a guy who had a master's degree in philosophy. He told me he worked for an investment firm.

Me: What do you do there, convince investment bankers not to kill themselves?

Him: Yeah, pretty much.

Me: 😳

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 175 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So there is a way to use your philosophy degree for evil.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In this case, chaotic neutral i think.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 38 points 1 month ago

Lawful evil

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd think it'd be more ethical to do the exact opposite.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But then who would pay you

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

👋

I think we could crowd fund something...

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

convince investment bankers not to kill themselves?

Sometimes there is great value in a job done poorly.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have a masters in philosophy.

I work in IT security and compliance. I'm getting promoted way faster than most of my peers who have masters in technology... because they are really bad at understanding new concepts and ideals and how to apply them. Their mental flexibility is limited.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago (4 children)

A philosophy degree might actually stand out more in today's job market than a CS one.

[–] redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wasn't sure if you meant Computer Science or Cyber Security. Then I remembered it doesn't matter.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

CS is Computer Science, Cyber Security is abbreviated as CyberSecs, Google it

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have a masters in cybersecurity, and I see some people abbreviating is as CS sometimes, and it always bothers me. CS = Computer Science

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[–] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I was a dual major Electrical Engineering/Philosophy. The rigorous logic in some branches of philosophy was very helpful for programming principles. And the the philosophy of mathematics and philosophy of mind has overlaps with and supplements modern AI theory pretty well.

I'm out of the tech world now but if I were hiring entry level software developers, I'd consider a philosophy degree to be a plus, at least for people who have the threshold competency in actual programming.

[–] sobchak@programming.dev 20 points 1 month ago

Yeah, the CS head at the small college I went to was also the Philosophy head (he got his doctorate in philosophy). The same formal logic class was a requirement for the CS, philosophy, and law degrees.

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 65 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I'm not kidding I studied philosophy and now genuinely work in a factory as a mechanic. I've made it big according to this.

[–] Purple_drink@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I majored in Philosophy and am now a commercial HVAC mechanic. 🤷

[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

I have a degree in philosophy and I draw PowerPoint decks for other nerds to use and turn into data platforms that I used to build myself...

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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Looking down on manufacturing jobs is so cool.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How else are you supposed to look at conveyor belt?

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder if we can rival XKCD.

'There's a Darwin Award for that'

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[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (13 children)

ironically philosophy majors perform better on graduate school entrance exams like the LSAT and GREs than most other majors, and philosophy graduates tend to be more successful and be better earners than other majors, notably than business major graduates

arugably, philosophy is one of the better majors in terms of outcomes

https://philosophy.unc.edu/undergraduate/the-major/why-major-in-philosophy/

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

This is PURE speculation, but I feel like this could be caused by the only people who feel comfortable getting a philosophy degree being wealthy connected people. I know a lot of people from my high school that have stereotypical "be poor forever" degrees and are doing great - but if you knew them in high school, you'd know that they had millionaire parents. All the poor kids went for safer degrees because they knew they'd need money.

To be clear: I love philosophy and think it is very valuable. But sadly it seems like something that only privileged people or the very passionate take a risk on.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That could also create a networking situation for even poor ones.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I went to college and got a diploma, not a degree. That was because I knew where I wanted to be in the world. I was going to be a sysadmin/network admin/IT support. That was where I was going.

At the time, the available courses for system administrators that resulted in a degree didn't fucking exist. A big fuck all for degree programs. So I got a diploma, and went on my merry way.

I looked at available degree programs last year and there's still pretty much sweet fuck all for degree programs for IT support workers, with a few exceptions. A handful of colleges in my country now have some degree programs, and a couple have created one for system/network administrators. They're massively rare, and the only course plans are for full time class loads. You want to take the degree course, but you have to work? Get fucked. You're not getting anything.

I actually (foolishly) emailed some of the colleges asking if they would offer enough of the credits in remote learning courses that I could feasibly, eventually, get a degree. If someone could laugh over email, I'm pretty sure that they would have. Needless to say, the answer is a big fuck you.

Yet... I have well over a decade of real world experience and a lot of places are putting up job postings for sysadmin jobs asking for degrees plus years of experience.

So, essentially, they want me to go get a degree, probably in computer Science, which, by the way, isn't really computer Science. There's really no Science to it and the only relation to a computer is that you're doing programming. CS majors cannot do my job. They would be so bad at it, that I would laugh, then cry, knowing I probably have to fix all the fuckups that were just made.

So, they want to hire someone who can't do the work because they want and need a degree for a job that doesn't have a degree that actually teaches you the correct skillset.

The entire fucking job market is completely fucked. Unless you do development, GFL wading through all the asinine postings to find one that is reasonable enough to recognize that CS majors are not the people you want working in system admin positions.

The worst part is that businesses can't see what they're doing wrong. C-levels, owners and managers, have no fucking clue what I do, nor how I do any of it. Unless it's a company large enough to have a CIO that's got a lick of fucking sense, the job posting is going to be utter horse shit for the crap that they'll expect from you.

"Enjoys a fast paced environment" - you're going to be over worked.

"Works well independently" - because you're always going to be working alone, since they won't hire anyone else to work the job.

"Requires knowledge of: Windows server, VMware, networking, Wan/LAN, VPN, desktop, printers... " You're the only one working IT and you need to do it all.

"Enjoys a challenge" - nothing is under warranty, so every vendor will tell you to fuck off anytime you are in over your head and call in for support.

I've seen this shit so much over the past decade+ that's it's all shit. I don't even fucking read job postings half the time, if it has a salary to it that looks good to me, I check if it's "hybrid" (aka, in-office, but you can work from home, with managers approval that you'll never get), in-office, or remote. If it's anything other than remote, I'm probably moving on. If it passes those first two checks, I skim the requirements for "you should know" shit to determine if I'm working on a team, if they're actually looking for an IT person, or is this posting, just a poorly worded website design or coding job.... And if I don't see anything too stupid on the list I just throw them my resume.

Look, I've done this job long enough that I know my shit, I know I know my shit, and I couldn't give a fuck less if you call me or not. If you don't see my potential, your loss. I don't want to work for someone who is too blind to see that experience > everything, and that what I put on my resume isn't who I am. I couldn't possibly cram enough info into a CV to accurately convey the sheer amount of shit I've dealt with. Not even fucking close.... And if you need someone with at least 5 years experience with ERP-xyz-Max 2010, and won't even consider anyone who hasn't used that software, well, you're too dumb to be helped. Do you have any idea how much specialized software is out there? Give me a fucking break. My expertise isn't in one specific software, though I have a lot of knowledge of some of the more common ones... My expertise is decoding the shit pile that the publisher calls "documentation" to actually support the program well enough to keep it running. I RTFM so you don't have to.

There, I said it.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that’s because IT for the most part SHOULDNT have degrees… IT is a trade for the huge majority of people.

computer science is a thing: we need people to develop new algorithms, etc… but most people don’t need to know most of what’s in a compsci degree

but just like we don’t get structural engineers to do the plumbing and electrical in the buildings they design, we should have the plumbers of the IT world: developers who learned like a trade… 50% theory and 50% on the job training as an apprenticeship

we don’t need more compsci graduates… a degree isn’t some magic bullet - it’s a specific kind of learning that’s suited for a specific kind of profession

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[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 23 points 1 month ago (15 children)

Philosophy is genuinely a fantastic subject to study and I have no idea why school curriculums don't reflect this

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stupid people are easier to control.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean also I studied philosophy and have had no regrets. It's awesome and fascinating and rich and appeals to the fact that you just know that the world doesn't really make sense

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had a philosophy class on my 3rd year in HS. And I hated it, but only because it was imparted by a bitter and deeply religious old man whose lectures were basically "let me tell you why this philosopher was an idiot and a bad person" when anything challenged his views.

This was, of course, a private Catholic highschool. But, to be fair, he was the only teacher there that was like that. We even had decent sex-ed, taught by an actual doctor.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

Well yeah I suspect that's part of the reason it's slipped out of the curriculum. Shit teachers co-opted it for religion

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[–] commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago

Learned CS/Coding at school, ended up with a factory job in manufacturing.

The meme is right, it is a pretty balling existence all things considered

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

If I can contribute anything: don't do a Ph.D. just because you're not sure exactly what you want to do.

It may work out in the long run (thankfully it did eventually for me), but a M.Sc. is much shorter, and you may be more employable with one vs. a Ph.D.

Although do what you feel, maybe just think of this comment if you're questioning.

(Also sorry, my experience is only in science)

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

my boss got mad when trying to use the "Socratic method" on a project that I was contradicting them and questioning their every statement

?!?!?!!?

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Going to college purely for a career is a hell of a gamble and the most likely positive outcomes are in fields where everyone fucking hates you (business majors, etc).

Go to improve yourself. Learn all you are interested in. Experience new things. For most jobs, nobody cares what your major is anyway. They care that you can focus on a long term goal and achieve it and a college degree demonstrates that.

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[–] GongFuFlashSteep@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago

This is a funny meme but biotechnology manufacturing is big worldwide and needs STEM degrees for entry level

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Philosophy major now running an IT department at a major university checking in

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Philosophy major Senior Software engineer.

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[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So.... I've spent more time than I care to admit attending University/College. I started out Undecided became a Science major then A Technology major before leaving with nothing to show for it. I've told myself for months now that the only way i'd ever go back was if I could be a Philosophy major.

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