That's just insurance companies:

  • They take a bunch of your money.
  • You have to ask them for permission to get anything.
  • They act like they're making you a favor for existing, and convinced all their hoes that they would be dead without them

Either that or the lab equipment is infused with the souls of children.

[-] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

Resurrect Yugoslavia so you can get your fridge parts

[-] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago

"owo what's this?" - Caveman to his son, named owo.

[-] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago

"Mac wants the what!?"

[-] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 1 month ago

No, you're right. RDJ's role on that movie was a joke/commentary about both method acting and black face.

[-] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Well, triceratops has the advantage of being one of the most popular dinosaurs.

The unlucky one for me is the Parasaurolophus ( that crested "duck-billed" dinosaur). It was always one of my favorites as a kid, and I had to search for its name tonight.

[-] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Español cuenta también con "Ponzoñoso" (Poisonous ) para poder diferenciar. Pero en si, sólo son sinónimos y se utilizan igual.

[-] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 months ago

Soon, coming to a piracy site near you: [RZR] BMW i3 crack - Full (Heated seats + suspension + AC unlock + headlight fixes)1.05b.rar

[-] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

Also, you need to open the infotainment UI from Edge, and if you try to use any other browser it will crash, and by it I mean your car.

[-] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

If you boop the snoot, will it droop?

[-] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago

Thinnest skin ever. I’m surprised we can’t see his internals.

He makes up for it with all that spray tan.

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