captain_oni

The scientists tried to warn us, but in our hubris we didn't listen.

With all the shit he puts in his body, they're probably more stone than kidneys at this point

Yeah. What if he's the one that asked to be turned into a goblin?

Don't deny a man his goblin time!!!

I, for one, welcome our new trans overlords (overladies? You get what I mean)

As conservatives are wont to say: "Grow some thicker skin, snowflake! Why can't you take a joke?"

They're on their way to provide the cure to all the workers there, of course.

"AI, No!" AI: "What?" "Sorry, force of habit"

If there's something I hate more than Wells Fargo, it's the Wells Fargo Florida branches.

Or: Mouse - mice house - hice

Do I need to pay the tax if I have one as a dependant?

Oh yeah, the buttons feel really cheap.

But I'll take those shitty buttons over any mouse with a scroll wheel. Fuck scroll wheels they break so easily.