Indeed

Perhaps in some primaries you had the odd candidate here and there who opposed continued weapons sales to Israel, but the presidential election has absolutely not had it 'on the the ballot' because that would imply you had one candidate who had a significantly different stance on the issue to the other.

I've had my joycons for 5 years and they still work fine. Tbh I mostly use it as a handheld and probably only play about 100 hours per year, but I think the switch is pretty neat

It's fine as long as you never connect different controllers to the same device. Then it becomes a nightmare

They missed out the context code:

trait DoW { def length: FiniteDuration }
object Monday extends DoW { override def length = 24.hours }
...
implicit def toDoW(s: String): DoW = s match {
 case "Monday" => Monday
...
}
var day: DoW = _

(Duration formatting and language identification are left as an exercise for the reader)

Producer of calculators says kids don't need to learn maths, they just need a calculator

I loved LotR as a child so my parents got me the Silmarillion for my 10th birthday..was 16 when I finally read it

Acorn falls on car. 'Shots fired! I'm hit!' Shots were fired. By him. At car. Man was in back seat. He not police now.

I just want to never have to hear about this cunt again. Is that why people like him?

Kids can be really sweet, when they're not being twats.

It must be nice to work in a place that won't mind if you arrive drenched in sweat.

coughs nervously in works-from-home

But yeah, it's more weather dependent for sure

I mean, it's red in the middle. That's not normal for a kiwi. Big fan, never seen these