saltnotsugar

joined 1 week ago
[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Propane Love Texas Time

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Hungry with itchy eyes? Deep fried chicken with the sensational flavor of Allegra is here for you.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

My cat does this too. I like to walk around and loudly wonder where she has gone off to. Then she’ll happily wiggle her tail moving the curtains back and forth.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

See the problem is you’re using logic and reason backed up by facts. They need to hear loud buzzwords from talking heads.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Denny’s waitress rolled her eyes when I asked which wine pairs best with the chicken strips.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Anal is now first base.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

You know who we should use as a Jesus model? Jeff in accounting.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 80 points 3 days ago (18 children)

I think the problem is we don’t have huge ol crickets that are lobster sized. Otherwise you’d have Red Locust and all you can eat grasshopper legs.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Is this the dog that looks through windows desperately at their ex?

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

One will gently clean, and the other will turbo scrub.

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