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The bee apparently caused his heart attack

Anyways zoidberg salute 2 to the bee

1.2 billion dollar networth apparently

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[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 85 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why is Luigi wearing a German Bee-ified Stahlhelm?

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Luigi's Mansion was him vacuuming up the ghosts of all the dead Hohenzollerns so Germany could be free of its imperial past and be born again in socialism.

Unfortunately 1990 happened too soon.

[–] sammer510@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He is dripped out. Drippi Longstockings 😩👌

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 56 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Look I know it's gauche to laugh at one's own joke but I really fucking got myself with this one.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

it's a good'un

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

luigi mangiobee

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 63 points 2 days ago

Target eliminated. Well done 47

[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

I hope the bee didn't suffer.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

if i were a billionaire with deathly allergies id just pay a lacky to have an epipen on them. skill issue shrug-outta-hecks

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

If I was deathly allergic to anything I'd keep an epipen on me at all times and not trust others to save me

[–] RomCom1989@hexbear.net 64 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What a whimsical ass death

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[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's becoming a summer tradition that a billionaire dies to the stupidest shit imaginable.

2023 was OceanGate

2024 was the yacht

Now a billionaire gets 187'd by a bee

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

What about that one who fell into a hole?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 57 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It died doing what it loved

[–] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 61 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this the part where we scold the bee for doing adventurism instead of organizing for a local party?

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I heard it was organized with 10s of thousands of dedicated comrades. Excited to see what they do next.

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Bro, they get conditional support at best. They are literally monarchists.

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[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 53 points 2 days ago

Save the Bees - Kill the Billionaires

rosa-salute

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought this was fake news lmao

[–] toarmspunies@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago

I checked twice to bee certain the first time I read the title

[–] macabrett2@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

this is why I've always supported the bees

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[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Kapur, the chairman of global car parts giant Sona Comstar, died from anaphylactic shock after a bee possibly stung him in the mouth

The bee has the right to defend itself from ecocriminals

[–] WrongOnTheInternet@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

One bee and enough cocaine to kill an elephant

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago

rip in peace to a real one [the bee].

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The responsible party has been identified

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

right about now

it's time to rock with

the biggitty Buck Bumble

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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 39 points 2 days ago

Another dead billionaire sicko-wholesome

[–] chloroken@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How the hell did nobody have an epipen

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

Flash of inspiration time

[–] MrSilkworm@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 days ago
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago

Now this is some real feel-good and uplifting news of the day.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago
[–] inTheShadowOf@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] other_platypus@hexbear.net 3 points 17 hours ago
[–] refolde@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

The return of Bee JDPON

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't swallow bees every day skill issue

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[–] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

this would make a good slammer post

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

I'M SORRY, BZZZZZ

THE GENOCIDE WILL STOP

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

Do not ask for whom the bee buzzes

It buzzes for thee

[–] Des@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

comrade bee

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago
[–] Pili@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago
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