[-] refolde@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I am calling for Ben Gvir to be drilled in the head.

[-] refolde@hexbear.net 32 points 1 day ago

He wouldn't be able to even if he wasn't banned. Don't got the rizz.

[-] refolde@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You like to eat out of your own toilet.

But you'll never admit it.

[-] refolde@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

What if the US just blows themselves up with missiles and dismembered themselves and died. I think that'd be fantastic.

[-] refolde@hexbear.net 24 points 6 days ago

I don't know if it's a bad thing at this point to smile whenever any U.S. government official dies. I'd like this to happen more often please.

[-] refolde@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

I thought this was about the "baby pukei-pukei" that turned out to just be a regular-ass bird.

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There was the shocking discovery of a strange unidentified object that was orbiting Jupiter (and it was covered in a round pink cloud to indicate how hidden it was). Many believed it was a moon that we just never noticed in the entire history of studying the solar system. The whole mood of it was actually kinda eerie because we don't know what that thing is about. Also we were thinking "Life? is there life on this new moon?" and so scientists sent a probe to it to find out what it was but it won't reach there for a few days.

So I was walking around and I guess I woke up into another dream and I spoke to one of my high school teachers about it and he was like "whoa really that's crazy" and I was like "nah that's only a dream" except not really the Jupiter moon plot had not been lost yet. (Also I was disappointed when I gradually grew conscious enough to realize this was a dream I legitimately thought we found something special here.)

The shocking twist is that that was not a moon at all, it was in fact some sort of massive space station or facility that's the size of a planet or moon. "We didn't build that." This could only have been built by alien lifeforms, but how long has it been there? Some thoughts crop up such as "the government wouldn't allow people to know about this" and stuff but that ends up not really mattering, because we go to the station and for some reason I was in the group that was headed there. We found a very well-maintained lab, but were only greeted with killer security robots and I guess we dealt with them? I dunno. Despite this place looking well-maintained, there was no organic life to speak of. Yep, even in a dream there was no organic life in space.

Anyways it's time to drop that plot entirely and teleport back to Earth, where there's a zombie apocalypse now for no fucking reason, but it's also not really important. There was a family guy skit where a bunch of people step on a trap and everyone runs and steps on more traps which causes a lot of explosions and bodily harm. And then they all get injured but practically give a thumbs up as if they were okay. They were not okay. I attempt to use the powers of teleportation to go back home where i have three fans on simultaenously. That's it. Man it sure is a shame that we did not explore that fucking space facility near Jupiter any further. Shame we couldn't learn more about it. Fuck you dream.

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[-] refolde@hexbear.net 81 points 3 weeks ago

May Israel be condemned throughout history.

May the very mention of the word "Israel" elicit disgust and contempt.

May the word "Israel" become a straight-up slur.

[-] refolde@hexbear.net 97 points 3 weeks ago

Remember when Kim Jong Un said "Joe Biden should be beaten to death with a stick like a rabid dog"?

Now, this is not a call to violence or anything, I'm just quoting someone. That someone being Kim Jong Un. And the quote being "Joe Biden should be beaten to death with a stick like a rabid dog"

Wasn't that wild? You know, the fact that he said "Joe Biden should be beaten to death with a stick like a rabid dog"? Wild right.

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My asscheeks are about to find out why America doesn't have free healthcare.

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The most distinctive thing I remember was this soda machine that dispensed Pepsi cans, but the Pepsi logo was in the trans pride colors, and it was basically estrogen soda and I drank some.

And then later I went to some rich peoples' dinner party and Fus Ro Dah'd the tables and destroyed everything. Thta's how the dream ended.

[-] refolde@hexbear.net 81 points 1 month ago

Meanwhile in amerikkka : Biden pledges $69420 trillion weapons package to Israel

[-] refolde@hexbear.net 81 points 1 month ago

Might be a hot take but it needs to be said that the Axis of Resistance are righteous heroes of justice armed with the light of Allah and anime on their side and they are on a quest to defeat one of the greatest evils in human history: Settler Colonialism, of which Israel is the most recent incarnation. This is not an opinion, this is not biased, this is not exaggerated, this is a fact, cold hard facts that are supported by science. No I will not elaborate.

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A German art student posing as one of China's terracotta warriors at the heritage site in Xi'an,2006.
Police took 2 minutes to find the "living" one, as he did not harm the relics, he was not arrested or charged but only given a criticism, and outfit was confiscated.

Dudes rock moment?

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submitted 2 months ago by refolde@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

It's pretty simple, the mod lets you find a bunker to turn into your home base and spend a lot of caps to claim areas for your chosen faction, with the option of even renaming said areas as well (eg renaming the NCRCF into Gulag or something)

Wild Card players have the option of working with one of the game's minor factions instead of just taking over with the Securitron army so you can do a pseudo Followers or Kings playthrough if you want (still ultimately just a Wild Card playthrough though). If that's not enough, there are extra factions such as Intelligent Deathclaws or Molerats you can also roll with. With Functional Post-Game Ending you can also claim the Strip for your chosen minor faction itself after the battle of Hoover Dam. However, if you choose to go with the Securitron army you can name your faction/Independent Mojave whatever the fuck you want (I think the extra factions might give that option too).

There is a China faction, but you need TTW for that and I think they're exclusive to the Capital Wasteland anyways. So uhhh, if you're like me and don't have that, you're outta luck. For those who do however, and are interested in this mod, I beseech you, please take over the U.S. capital for China, and take pics while you're at it.

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It should have been so easy, promise people food, housing, and equality, and then when they bring us to power? BAM! We turn around and establish a tyrannical dictatorship and imprison and oppress everyone! Because our real goal is gain power by any means necessary! Not only that, instead of abolishing capitalism, we will just turn it towards our own ends! They will feel so foolish for ever supporting our rise to power!

But these darned liberals and American patriots have seen right through our lies and deception, and are doing all they can to stifle our brilliant plan! Even worse, the Anarchists (IE anyone on twitter who puts the symbol in their handle)* are spreading the word of true and real socialism! We can't allow this to continue, otherwise the public will realize we are just using socialism for power and only power, and there will be no one we can trick into supporting us anymore!

We should be discussing what more we can do to convince people and hide the truth from them!

Remember to practice your evil laugh for when we pull the rug under all of the fools who throw their support for us!

*No shade intended against Anarchists for this it's just part of the bit

[-] refolde@hexbear.net 87 points 5 months ago

Why are white people like this

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by refolde@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Letting people know that whatever they'll see upon clicking is incredibly based/wholesome/good.

Or for example, Content Warning for dead bodies, but also the dead bodies happen to belong to dead Nazis.

What would that be called?

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that is my entire post

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Just want to know whether or not it's okay to daydream about them getting torn apart by rabid dogs.

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