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Look I know it's gauche to laugh at one's own joke but I really fucking got myself with this one.
it's a good'un
I hope the bee didn't suffer.
Why is Luigi wearing a German Bee-ified Stahlhelm?
Luigi supports the GDR
Luigi's Mansion was him vacuuming up the ghosts of all the dead Hohenzollerns so Germany could be free of its imperial past and be born again in socialism.
Unfortunately 1990 happened too soon.
He is dripped out. Drippi Longstockings ๐ฉ๐
if i were a billionaire with deathly allergies id just pay a lacky to have an epipen on them. skill issue
If I was deathly allergic to anything I'd keep an epipen on me at all times and not trust others to save me
It's becoming a summer tradition that a billionaire dies to the stupidest shit imaginable.
2023 was OceanGate
2024 was the yacht
Now a billionaire gets 187'd by a bee
What about that one who fell into a hole?
Target eliminated. Well done 47
One bee and enough cocaine to kill an elephant
Thank you comrade bee
bees rule
is the bee all right?
B is kil ๐
It died doing what it loved
Is this the part where we scold the bee for doing adventurism instead of organizing for a local party?
I heard it was organized with 10s of thousands of dedicated comrades. Excited to see what they do next.
Bro, they get conditional support at best. They are literally monarchists.
Save the Bees - Kill the Billionaires
I thought this was fake news lmao
I checked twice to bee certain the first time I read the title
rip in peace to a real one [the bee].
The responsible party has been identified
right about now
it's time to rock with
the biggitty Buck Bumble
Kapur, the chairman of global car parts giant Sona Comstar, died from anaphylactic shock after a bee possibly stung him in the mouth
The bee has the right to defend itself from ecocriminals
Flash of inspiration time
Another dead billionaire
Now this is some real feel-good and uplifting news of the day.
The return of Bee JDPON
this would make a good slammer post
I'M SORRY, BZZZZZ
THE GENOCIDE WILL STOP
Do not ask for whom the bee buzzes
It buzzes for thee
Go vegan
comrade bee