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The bee apparently caused his heart attack

Anyways zoidberg salute 2 to the bee

1.2 billion dollar networth apparently

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[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 86 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Why is Luigi wearing a German Bee-ified Stahlhelm?

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Luigi's Mansion was him vacuuming up the ghosts of all the dead Hohenzollerns so Germany could be free of its imperial past and be born again in socialism.

Unfortunately 1990 happened too soon.

[–] sammer510@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

He is dripped out. Drippi Longstockings 😩👌

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 64 points 7 months ago

Target eliminated. Well done 47

[–] RomCom1989@hexbear.net 64 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What a whimsical ass death

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 58 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 47 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 46 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It died doing what it loved

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[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 56 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)
[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Look I know it's gauche to laugh at one's own joke but I really fucking got myself with this one.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

it's a good'un

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[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 53 points 7 months ago

Save the Bees - Kill the Billionaires

rosa-salute

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 46 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Kapur, the chairman of global car parts giant Sona Comstar, died from anaphylactic shock after a bee possibly stung him in the mouth

The bee has the right to defend itself from ecocriminals

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I thought this was fake news lmao

[–] toarmspunies@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago

I checked twice to bee certain the first time I read the title

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 41 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 41 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's becoming a summer tradition that a billionaire dies to the stupidest shit imaginable.

2023 was OceanGate

2024 was the yacht

Now a billionaire gets 187'd by a bee

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

What about that one who fell into a hole?

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 39 points 7 months ago

Another dead billionaire sicko-wholesome

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

if i were a billionaire with deathly allergies id just pay a lacky to have an epipen on them. skill issue shrug-outta-hecks

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago

rip in peace to a real one [the bee].

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago

Now this is some real feel-good and uplifting news of the day.

[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

I hope the bee didn't suffer.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

Flash of inspiration time

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't swallow bees every day skill issue

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[–] Des@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

comrade bee

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

The return of Bee JDPON

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

luigi mangiobee

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

Spotted in the area

[–] chloroken@lemmy.ml 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How the hell did nobody have an epipen

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[–] MrSilkworm@lemmy.ml 19 points 7 months ago
[–] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Do not ask for whom the bee buzzes

It buzzes for thee

[–] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

this would make a good slammer post

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

I'M SORRY, BZZZZZ

THE GENOCIDE WILL STOP

[–] Kaputnik@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Shoulda swallowed a spider to catch the bee smh

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago
[–] Sulvy@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

Nature is healing

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago
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