Guamer

joined 3 years ago
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‘Under Communism I’d be starving too much to have tits this big!’ in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 22 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

communism when no furry porn

Massachusetts bakery receiving praise, death threats, over "Fuck ICE" cookies [More inside] in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago

Fuck Icing

It's too damn sweet, and paired with the gooiness makes for a terrible combo

RFK Jr on Trump's diet: "I don't know how he's alive" in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 10 points 16 hours ago

M_ney

Patreon and the Chapos (maybe?) are shutting down r\Blackwolffeed in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

I'm waiting for some sort of outside confirmation, what's stopping this from being a prank, as in someone just sending the mods a made-up message?

What's he singing? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Jet Jagaaaaa

Jet Jagaaaaa

The timing of this movie I swear in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

It's green with all that hashish

What would've JRR Tolkien said if you'd told him that his works would become the equivalent of Norse mythology and Wagner to a new and even more embarrassing generation of Nazis in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 0 points 4 days ago

"Shiiieeettt, I dunno, I'm just thinkin about elves n shiiieeettt."

It's me. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Anyway, 4 dollas a pound

"Tankie Bingo" in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Nothing enrages a lib more than not taking part in the holy vote ritual

How do Marxists defend this? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago

Communism was the real Nightmare in Dreamland

:hex-earth: in c/emoji@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

what will happen after everyone has a hexbear account:

Growing Mushrooms. Brewing Stouts. in c/food@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mushrooms + Alcohol is where Toads come from

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I'm kinda tired of keeping track of who is and isn't cancelled at any given moment, and the whole drama industry surrounding it (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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At this point I'm tempted to just blanket go "I like what I like, and if it was made by/with a problematic person so be it". I know "problematic faves" is already a thing, but I'm just...tired. Tired of all the "X situation is crazy", "Y person said/did a problematic thing so disregard everything else they've ever said and done" etc. bullshit. It's like the 24 hour news cycle but for drama, it's exhausting.

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So with the final major choice in Dispatch... (Dispatch Spoilers) (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net
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...Killing Shroud seems to really clash with the whole general tone and theme the game's going for right? To end this overall pretty light-hearted comedy game on slowly and pretty graphically strangling someone to death after beating them to a bloody pulp? And before that if you go with the (Arguably best and canon) option of giving him both vials, which leads to another comedy scene, the tonal whiplash is even worse! Even if you don't agree with the "Batman mindset" or whatever, sparing him seems like the "canon" choice after everything the game has shown and told you up til' that point.

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Mario? More like Suckmydickio. (hexbear.net)
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What's the difference between a glacier and a gaycier? (hexbear.net)
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Hmmm (hexbear.net)
 
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What are some things that might be said at an intervention for a Gamer? (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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(not srs)

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Caption This (hexbear.net)
 
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Saw a sign today that said "Hot Dog Stand" (hexbear.net)
 

Was that

A FUCKING

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Democrats announce they'll be producing a parody music video "Like Us" to promote party unity and big tent politics. Nancy Pelosi will perform the song through the hit new urban music style "the rap" (hexbear.net)
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What do you have this relationship with? (hexbear.net)
 
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What's a good song to flop your sack to? (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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What's the difference between communism and gommunism? (hexbear.net)
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