Guamer

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After winning the war, the Ayatollah shouted "I'm going to Disney World!" in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

grim grinning ghosts come out to vaporiiizzzeee

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What is theoretically gay? (hexbear.net)
Vote blue no matter who! Even That Guy With the Waffen-SS Tattoo. in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

"ThatGuyWiththeWaffen-SSTattoo" sounds like a terrible right-wing parody of ThatGuyWiththeGlasses

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Caption This (hexbear.net)
 
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Channeled my inner raccoon and ate 3 freshly-made cinnamon rolls out of the trash at work (hexbear.net)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
8 comments fedilink
 

To clarify: They were only in there a few minutes, no one added any new trash in that time, and they basically all landed on a clean box inside and not in the liner itself.

Worth it.

America's Suez Crisis in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Context sorry?

old kitty died. in c/chat@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

A lovely and touching story. Deeply sorry for you and your mom's loss, and may she rest in peace.

Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 11th to Whenever We Reach About 3000 Comments - The Fourth Iran VS US+Zionists War Megathread in c/news@hexbear.net
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AI Sloppy Toppy (hexbear.net)
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POV: You just got an obscure piece of Resident Evil lore slightly wrong in front of me (hexbear.net)
 
Remember NFTs in c/funny@lemmy.ml
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

The NFT fad is gonna be a hallmark of 2020s nostalgia

Blowback? That sounds like a problem for future America, not now America. in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

MAGA Never Dies

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What's only slightly gay? (hexbear.net)
Bulletins and International News Discussion from March 2nd to March 8th, 2026 - The Second Iran VS US+Zionists War Megathread in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

#NotAllMartyrCultures

spoilerNot trying to be snarky, just wanted to make this joke

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When's the last time the U.S. fought a military without first having air superiority, Korea? (hexbear.net)
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Caption This (hexbear.net)
 
HOLY SHIT THERE ARE BEARS ON THE MOON AND THEY HAVE AKS THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

A mix of both

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Move to start calling the U.S./Zionist Entity/their allies "The Epstein Coalition" (hexbear.net)
 

Sadly not my idea that name, would credit if I could

Bulletins and International News Discussion from February 23rd to February 28th, 2026 - FIRST IRAN VS US+ZIONISTS WAR MEGATHREAD in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Genius, who coined that?

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Giving my energy to Iran to give the Zionist Entity and U.S. long-overdue bloody noses (hexbear.net)
 
New male just dropped in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Fellas, is it gay to eat the thick, white goo?

spoilerA little

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My favorite Cars character: Chick Dicks (hexbear.net)
 
Right wing infighting 😊 in c/slop@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Always funny to see nazis with non-white last names lol

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Caption This (hexbear.net)
 
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