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[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

I was at a medical appointment, and the (very cute) nurse was named "Kaelea" pronounced Kaylee.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

I would like to provide a counterexample. There are plenty of these people in the US intermountain west, but there are at least some cases where there is no one at fault. Next time you see one of these names without context (though we clearly have the context in this case), before judging, consider Nariaw:

I am a teacher, and one year I found that my roster included a student named "Nariaw". As a public school, we register your student based on what's on the birth certificate. I ask all of my students to pronounce their names for me when I first meet them, for the reason we see in so many of the replies here and with shit like "abcde". However, when this girl came to my class, she said her name was pronounced "Miriam". I spent a good twenty seconds looking at my roster, and had to ask her to spell it for me. I didn't ask any rude and impertinent questions at that point, so it wasn't until a few months later that I got the full story:

Her mother, an immigrant from Ethiopia, was still unfamiliar with Latin script when her daughter was born here in the US. So when she attempted to write out the name, which she wanted to transliterate as "Mariam", she ended up writing only half of the first M, and wrote the second one upside-down. Whoever did the data entry for the government records dutifully recorded the child's name as "Nariaw". Was the mother at fault for being expected to write a name which, while she knew how to represent it in Amharic, she was forced to write in a language in which she was illiterate?

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 6 points 7 hours ago

Wow. Yeah, definitely good to be gracious in that situation!

Another is, some cultures, not too far from home - like Irish and Welsh - have names written in ways that look Traighdiegh to English, but are the correct/traditional way to spell it for that culture.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

That's super frustrating. The hospital should have easily been able to get someone who had at least a basic grasp of a common language to help ensure they understood the forms and got them filled out correctly.

The fault is 100% with the hospital.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I would argue that at least 15% of the blame lies with the racist expectation in the US that all names need be anglicized, when we have fucking Unicode. If someone whose second language is English can be expected to be able to pronounce "Rayleigh Monaghan McTavish", then the least that the anglophone people of the US could do is learn to pronounce things in a few other common languages. There is, quite simply, no excuse for the government of the united States, in which there is no official language (even though a traitor, invalidated by the insurrection clause of the 14th amendment, had some fuckwit draft a document trying to declare it without congressional approval), to mandate the use of a single language.

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

X Æ A-Xii . I could not resist. I apologize.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 points 7 hours ago

Apology not necessary.

[–] tinkermeister@lemm.ee 5 points 10 hours ago

I once had a student named Dominca. It was supposedly pronounced Duh-mawn-i-ca. She would get very irritated that people “didn’t know how to read” when they pronounced it doh-minca

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Now that you spell it out, Absedee (or maybe Abesede?) is actually kind of cute and not too hard to read. The parents could have spelled it phonetically and then later explained it comes from abcde.

[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

"Abesede" is getting too close to "obesity", but I think "Absedee" works. But yeah, people need to stop trying to use letters and symbols to replace the phonemes of that letter's name.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago (5 children)

The solution is to put all of the uniqueness in the middle name. Then you still get to feel “special” while not forcing your kid to go by “tragedeigh” or whatever.

When I chose my name - I made my first as milquetoast and appropriate to my age as possible. My middle I went balls out - I guarantee I have a cooler middle name than you do.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 35 points 20 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 16 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Congrats to my brother Jerry and his stepdaughter!

💀

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

Omg I didn't even notice that at first

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 14 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

Can we just start using cosmic horror entity names already? Reighfyl is definitely something I could see being some sort of Lovecraftian alien

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[–] Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 16 hours ago

Wonder what his wife thinks of this pregnancy

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 16 hours ago

I knew a guy so ghetto he got his first name as his Xbox Live Gamertag.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 22 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I named my son Jaxin because my wife wanted Jax and I didn't want my son to have a dog's name.

I regret not just naming him Jackson because nobody in Taiwan knows how to pronounce Jaxin.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

JaXin would, I believe, be a normal Chinese name - but pronounced quite differently!

[–] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 10 points 13 hours ago

Sorry, you are not legally permitted to name your son Jackson unless you carry the name Jack yourself.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

Hate to pile on, but could have done Jackson and then called him Jax for short just as easily. Hell Dick is short for Richard, short names don't have to be spelled the same.

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[–] svtdragon@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

"Heulyn" pronounced Hay-lynn.

[–] Domino@lemmings.world 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

That's spelt 100% correctly in Welsh.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 11 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

A girl in highschool whose name was Nazanine went by Nazi (Nah zee). Like, why? Your name was beautiful.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Edit: sorry, replied to the wrong comment

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[–] Aurolei@lemmy.world 27 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Toneigh 🐴🐴🐴. As in Toni or Tony.

[–] TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago (6 children)

Brayden, Hayden, jayden, tayden, kayden, rayden, shayden, cayden, pretty much the whole alphabet ending in den. And yes I met every single one of these

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