Dorkyd68

I'm gonna guess what state you live in by this commemt.. either Kansas or Missouri hmmm kansas??

Why don't modern homes have these? I'd never leave my house

That quite large then.

I wonder how many pictures of nude bananas you could fit inside??

Nurse that's stealing patients medicine to c4

"Negotiates 2 slots at the bowling alley" does this guy think you have to Hagel to reserve a bowling lane??

I get severe flood warnings all the time. Every spring and summer. I've lived through one actual flood where the water came in our house. It's insanely difficult to decide when to evacuate. One hour after a warning is not unheard of.

Now if they were standing around in knee high water then it's different but something tells me that this flash flood hit so fast that it hit them by surprise. It's easy sit here on our keyboards and virtue signal with our dry clothes and no immediate danger

Do these morons not understand that he's on this list

Sorry but without a banana for scale it's hard to tell how big it really is

Well pack it in boys. The convicted criminal thats most likely implicated in a high profile child sex trafficking ring says "stop worrying about this list, there is no list and im certainly not on it"

I for one think we should believe this lying, cheating, gas lighting criminal. Biggest "trust me bro" in history

Damn. Billy bad ass over here. Drink your syrup and stop being a douche. It's just a question

Buncha witnesses tried approaching me the other day as I was tending to my flower bed. I sprayed them with my water hose, and yelled "where is your god now, feel the might of my athiest hose, let its water soak sin into your skin" they started crying and saying "were gonna get our parents and they will call the cops". Turns out they were "girl scouts" selling "cookies" and now I have a court date. At least I didn't get witnessed, score one for this athiest

This Shit confused me so hard when I was 10