chapotraphouse

This aisle looks like type 10 diabetes waiting to break through

It depends on how you consume it. Edibles, sure, that's definitely better for you, but smoking burns your alveoli and causes a ton of health issues just from being that close to combustion. For vaping, it depends on the vape being used, but some of them will accumulate fluid in your lungs and cause edema or pneumothorax. A lot of the health issues of smoking aren't from the nicotine or additives, but from the combustion.

do people just forget dessert exists that isn't made of processed distilled food-crack? I wouldn't call fruit pie a drug but it exists entirely for dopamine/seratonin

you are way better off using cannabis than eating any of these things

you are way better off using cannabis then eating any of these things

that's what they're for

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Solution: buy a deep fryer. Also works as a retirement plan in lieu of a 401k

i think it's a 3 shift operation. you get 2 shifts (8 hours each, back to back) running a line of treat A. during 3rd shift, they swap out a couple of critical components during the 3rd shift production line deep line (to meet HACCP / health standards) and run Treat B for two shifts. i'm sure the engineering team that figured out how a single production line floor can, over the course of a week, run 10+ product lines each with their own packaging and terminating in a frozen/frigerated truck for shipping are some real logistics wizards.

imagine if they were paid to come up with built environments, networks, and community support systems to prevent diabetes and heart disease.

EDIT: no chance i would buy an entire box, but i would 100% try a deep fried twinkie.

Yes, in China

I've worked in a factory producing similar frozen foodstuffs (think more savoury than sweet though) and the machines I worked with were able to produce a few different but similar products depending on the production schedule for that day. I wasn't involved in swapping the machines over so I don't know the intricacies but they were able to do the swap during the night maintenance shift. One day we'd be fulfilling the order for X treat and the next would be Y treat.

Just speculation on my part but I'm guessing the general process for "breaded lump of cheese product" is similar across the board just with different recipes & shapes. So the same line might be making Doritos™ Loaded^®^ one day & Velveeta™ Cheesy Bites^®^ the next

My culture is and my prophet is

If they keep eating this, they'll do it to themselves

All this shit is fucking flavorless as far as I've experienced. That's the fucked part about this stuff, is it's bad for you, sure, but it doesn't even taste good. It is bland.

Get some churros or flan from a local Mexican restaurant, if will be 100x better

When I was in Scotland I had a piece of deep fried mars bar once. It tasted like heart failure.

Go to a state fair, you'll find some. Along with a whole lot of bomb-ass food.

They're good, same with deep fries Oreos.

it's a staple of any county fair

Yeah but frozen ones just seem weird