...I'd still rather take my chances in a northern state vs Florida tho.

If I could eat one vegetable for the rest of my life, it would be O N I O N

I can't believe you had the audacity to go out and touch grass for multiple days in a row.

The more I read about the shooter, the angrier I get that this kid thought he could pull off an actual assassination.

His high school photo from two years ago makes him look like a little baby. Thanks for making it harder for professionals to take him down in the future. Biden would literally need to give the order for it to happen now.

Well well well, if it isn't one of the weeks when decades happen.

People going to the UFC fight tomorrow have the potential to do the funniest thing in American history.

How much money do you think the bloodstained shirt will sell for?

NSFW (This might be one of the people that died at the event):

Attempted headshot? Really? If you know you're not skilled enough for it, go for the gut.

This pretty much guarantees he's going to win now. Dems would have to run a (performative) progressive with a pulse at this point and they would never.

If I can't make pissing and shitting and farting out your doo doo ass jokes then what's even the point of living?

Wall. Wall for everyone.

Tell people you're a sex offender without saying it directly, holy shit.

Also what the hell do you mean "this is probably the most rational allocation of responsibility that all major religions have signed on", why do women need anyone's permission over their own bodies? Because then you'd have less kids to snort, you sick fuck?

Screw anyone that tries to guilt you into voting for Biden this year, regardless of what state you live in.

Muh multi tracking pork and bean treats hue hue hue

Sounds like we need another Dominion viewing.