John Hinkley Jr just can't shoot straight to save his life

It was 7DeadlyFetishes

A wine mom with resting bitch face at the ready and a .22 with a water bottle on the end who's had enough of Mango Musolini

some weird qanon person who has dug themselves so deep that they think the only way to bring about the storm is to sacrifice trump

UlyssesT

One of the resistance libs finally snapped.

Somebody that actually went to the range.

Alec Baldwin

It was Jodie Foster to try and impress John Hinkley Jr.

he was not known to the fbi

Shinzo Abe. He wasn't really killed. He went underground to train for one last mission. Which he botched

r/TrueAnon power poster

A Nazi who's pissed off that Trump doesn't want to give shitloads of money to Ukraine.

One of the Lemmy vote libs realised they can't convince the left to vote so they took matters in to their own hands

Hunter Biden, trying his best and failing yet again

Contrapoints

Time traveler sent to kill Doidld Tyatsmr but went too far back and shot the wrong guy

Don Jr. trying to take his dad's attention back from Barron

Tiedrich

A MAGA supporter that's jealous that BlueMAGA has a candidate on the verge of death and wanted to take matters into their own hands.

"I'm the last person I suspected! But I was looking for me the entire time! It's the perfect crime, folks!"

The ghost of Leon Czolgosz possessing the body of a never-Trump Republican

His son, the one he forgets he has, found some of those party poppers with the confetti and cardboard disks and started playing with them nearby, hoping to win his distant father's attention if he was perceived as celebrating hard enough.

One of the carboard disks caught the wind and gave him a papercut.

It was me

The Silver Legion

John Wilkes Booth cosplayer. That's how he got the gun through security.

Guy wasn't shooting at Trump; the guy behind Trump fucked the shooter's wife. And damn it, he nailed that guy.

Keir Starmer (he's a spy and was/is in the States)

Ukrainian and Azov Battalion member protecting the future of his country.

There was no shooter. Due to climate change, the increased median ambient temperature in Butler, PA reached a high enough point that it caused a chambered round in a spectator's Ruger 10/22 to spontaneously combust and propel itself at Trump's ear. The outgas from the exploding round caused the semi-auto action to chamber the next round in the magazine, which also spontaneously combusted and propelled itself out of the barrel, and so on and so forth.

An aged Jam band guy from the Southern tier of New York. Probably started a web store selling dried mushrooms and is now the millionaire next door type with a cabin on the finger lakes. He met his wife at Cornell and they have a daughter who moved West so it's just the two of them and their Corgi named Winston.

It's literally just John Hinckley again

Jeff Tiedrich's brain broke after the debate and it's the only thing he could think to do.

Lee Harvey Oswald, risen from the grave.