Once she learned how to speak all they wanted to do was silence her.

I was just wondering about him the other day. I really miss him during the election season (RIP Beltway Garage) but I'm glad he's continuing to recover and is still himself despite all the challenges.

The universe is a giant donut and the main schism is about whether the center of the universe is an empty void or contains some kind of mysterious substance.

It's a bridge, Michael, how long could it take? Two days?

And people say romance is dead.

So casualties from several wars as a minimum, plus another 98 million "mystery deaths".

"Human nature" is such a lazy intellectual cop-out. Just admit the limitations of your own knowledge and understanding, ffs. You'll be a better person for it.

And when the next bus comes they yell at you get back on again.

Voting is public transportation. You're getting on the bus that goes as close to your destinations as possible. That's it.

LMAO. When you're so wedded to the status quo that you can't even imagine public transportation being something other than a grudging necessity.

All locked in a room while he tells them stories like the first time he drove a Camero.

Alternate headline: Millions of workers have their wages sent to the US government to fund weapons programs. Every day. For decades.

and extra credit for using "assiduous".

What a teacher's pet dork.