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[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 71 points 10 months ago

and extra credit for using "assiduous".

What a teacher's pet dork.

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

Yet they misused 'thee' psh, fake English fans

[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Should have used thou.

[-] fuckmyphonefuckingsu@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

You're racist. You're obvious. We see you.

[-] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago
[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

You're wack. You're twisted. Your girls a ho. You broke. The kid ain't yours and everybody know

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 66 points 10 months ago

Me solidarity kamala

“Filling our roles” at work by being absolute zonkered on drugs

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's like psychological space marine armor for the horrors of commercial life

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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 65 points 10 months ago

she's filled the VP role successfully

By having a pulse, because that's literally the only important role of the VP.

[-] egg1918@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Even pelosi said as much on CNN this week lol

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 53 points 10 months ago

Anti-racism is when you go out of your way to fight to keep black men in jail. Racism is when you criticize people who fight to keep black men in jail.

I gotta wonder, did libs have their brains installed backwards or something?

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[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 50 points 10 months ago

geordi-no awoken from its slumber

geordi-yes received payment for new social media influence campaign

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 47 points 10 months ago

She's assiduous and quietly conquers.

She's a functional alcoholic and she can usually keep it clean for the cameras

[-] fuckmyphonefuckingsu@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

You're racist. You're obvious. We see you.

[-] Othello@hexbear.net 44 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

the amount of white k hive people who have called me a white man on the internet is almost enough to get me to dox myself.

[-] GrumpigPoopBalls@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

I'm not ready to rehash this argument with every single person in my family who never thought about volcel-kamala until she was chosen as VP and then suddenly acted like they had been huge supporters for years

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[-] axont@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

I like how chuds think Harris is the reincarnation of Lenin himself and when she becomes president she'll outlaw Christianity. She's barely coherent and she's always on a cocktail of the drugs from Max Payne.

Do liberals like her at all? I don't mean the khive, I don't know what to call them

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

I would pay any amount of money for a way to tap into her grizzled inner detective monologue

[-] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

de-rhetoric "Do not come." It has a nice ring to it.

[-] Othello@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

i think for most people shes just the silk press and laugh lady.

[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

I love the idea of Kamala on Valkyr new head canon

[-] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago

I know they'd never answer it, but I wonder what their answers would be if you asked these people what Harris has actually done that they like, especially as VP.

Literally the only thing I can think of that she's done while VP is volcel-kamala , which was just transparent racist anti-immigrant rhetoric against everyone south of Texas.

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago

Slandering a volcel icon.

You're basic. You're obvious. We see you.

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[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

"I use ten dollar words, ergo I am correct." - libs everywhere

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

Libs are impressed by large words like cockatoos are by shiny things.

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago

She's right
Kamala does everything libs want, so if libs don't like her it's probably because they're racist

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

She's an extremely good assassination deterrent.

The left wouldn't because she's a cop on top of being an incompetent fool. The right wouldn't because then they'd have a black woman in charge.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

Go one layer deeper. She's also a deterrent against Joe wanting to retire because he knows she's incompetent.

[-] simply_surprise@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 10 months ago

Not sure he knows anything at this point

[-] Flaps@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

I know the role of VP doenst really mean Jack shit but has she actually done or said anything meaningful the past years?

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 55 points 10 months ago
[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago
[-] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

Idk ... "it was a debate ... awkward laugh ... it was just a debate." Was really good.

[-] Flaps@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

big if true

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago
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[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

motherfuckers she's the modern day dan quayle lmfao

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[-] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

Kamala: Babbles some insane gibberish while awkwardly laughing

Her few hardcore cultists left: SILENCE, SHE SPEAKS

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

the late capitalist plot twist is that the emperor of mankind isn't going to be Trump, it's going to be Kamala, and her hardcore will be the first space marines.

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[-] pastalicious@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

Are they making up a person to be mad at? There are people who don’t like the Biden Harris ticket, but who LIKES Biden while simultaneously being particular enough to object to Harris?

None of us here are desperately hoping to vote for Biden just as long as he gets a new VP and neither is any Republican. Is it just Nate Bronze types talking about how she will drag down Biden’s favorability in polls that they’re mad at? I’m cool with being mad at that kind of a guy.

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

She quietly conquers the repeat offenders here on Hexbear as the dutiful chief of police of the volcel-vanguard top-cop

... no, she doesn't conquer you like that. Stop it. volcel-kamala

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 10 months ago

I hate everything about this. I am just glad we don't get this level of brainrot in my country.

[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

More like ASSiduous amirite? Gottem

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