[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 56 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

why are white american men so obsessed with foreign penis

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[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 69 points 4 months ago

critical support to Elon in his quest to kill all Americans

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 76 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"clean water pls"

le enlightened mayo: "simply walk 200 miles to your nearest mall"

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 57 points 6 months ago

I wonder what % of people look at a soy milk carton and think "it's milk! says so right on the label"

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 53 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Tuesday: "A Chinese bookseller recalled a book. Somehow, this *shuffles deck* means that Xi's hold on power is slipping"

Wednesday: "Xi got lucky this year"

Thursday: "Xi's grip is tightening! Please release me!"

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I watched it and it honestly is pretty cool, kinda catchy and funny and reminiscent of some steam orange box edit from 15 years ago

The youtube comments are full of ~20 year olds complaining about it though (probably mostly ironically but still)

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 53 points 7 months ago

whenever an angloid gets even the least bit uppity about anything, just post this

https://imgur.com/qSherBE

you just know those guys were pooping their pants in there too

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 81 points 7 months ago

things zoomers will never experience:

  • CO2 levels below 400 ppm
  • winter
  • hope
  • relevant internet search results
[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 60 points 7 months ago

still alive

Based

we need him to get stabbed again

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 56 points 7 months ago

my opinion about israel is the same as my opinion about the US took-restraint

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 96 points 8 months ago

you guys know there's a such thing as humane and carbon-negative pork right? officer-down

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 53 points 8 months ago

Pasta, among other things, comes from China

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Just verbal diarrhea a bunch of music/pop culture/politics stuff that YOU remember from these eras, or that you perceive as having been popular.
And also correct mine if you think it's wrong somehow. I left a lot blank because I stopped paying attention to pop culture around 2015ish

1996-2000:
pokemon, CDs, walkmans, Goosebumps, backstreetboys, nsync, britney spears, eminem, nickelodeon, y2k, dotcom bubble, Blade, The Matrix, Monica Lewinsky, hanging chads, spongebob

2001-2005:
9/11, iraq war, afghanistan, ipods, 50 cent, DVDs, smash bros. melee, xbox, Halo

2006-2010:
housing crash, Obama, Ron Paul, Taylor Swift/Kanye (both them getting popular and the VMA debacle),

2011-2015:
"birtherism"/Trump, 2012 Mayan prophecy, Vine, Twitter, Trump getting popular around 2015

2016-2020:

2021-now:

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for example:

  • any rise in wastewater data where you live
  • any sudden deluge of friends/family getting sick
  • etc
[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 70 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

kids failing school and being forced through anyway, not knowing things that were basic knowledge 10 years ago

"it's okay they can just google it"

the google results

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Sorry I've been offline for months

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