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[-] milk_thief@hexbear.net 14 points 6 hours ago

onions good, americans seem to hate veggies almost as much as minorities

[-] milk_thief@hexbear.net 7 points 6 hours ago

if user is brit, then this still applies

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 15 points 7 hours ago

Name a dish made worse by onions. Go on, I'll wait. Forever

[-] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago

worst thing Paulie ever did in goodfellas was telling Vinny to not put too many onions in the prison dinner sauce AyyyyyOC

[-] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 6 hours ago

Boiled/raw onion with anything rice-based

[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 18 points 8 hours ago

Onions are so fucking good. They make almost every savory dish better.

[-] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 18 points 9 hours ago

Onion man got what I need

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 27 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Shallot enjoyers are the crack enthusiasts of the onion world hunter

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 17 points 10 hours ago

The government is finally addressing the sentencing discrepancy between stewed and roasted shallots.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 14 points 9 hours ago

I love onions so much, whether as accents in a mirepoix or just a load of caramelized onions in a thing.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 21 points 10 hours ago

i got a line on some 100% vidalia that will put you off your face. right off the fuckin' truck.

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 29 points 11 hours ago

onions are so good goddamn i gotta make some onions. love to caramalise that shit mmm yummy

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 hours ago

I fucking hate onions, but I'm interested in using them in sauces and blending the ever loving fuck out of 'em.

[-] kfc@hexbear.net 12 points 8 hours ago

I fucking hate onions

MODS MODS MODS

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 20 points 10 hours ago

I fucking hate onion

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 hours ago

I use them when I can make them fit without actually having to bite one.

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 5 points 9 hours ago

Fair, I'm the same with tomatoes

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 hours ago

I do it with pretty much all of them. It's a mix of texture and flavor. Bitter hits me harder than most.

[-] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago

I love onions. yummmmm

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 10 hours ago

For real though I hate onions why the fuck do they put them in literally everything.

agony-shivering

[-] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

No offense but I don't believe you or any other onion hater. Alliums and their flavours are in practically every dish of practically every cuisine on the planet. Saying you don't like onions is like saying you don't like water.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 32 points 9 hours ago
[-] Finger@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago

no more half measures walter

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 8 points 7 hours ago

You should get into Buddhist vegetarianism

[-] josie@vegantheoryclub.org 3 points 9 hours ago

Onions are absolutely disgusting and I never put them in anything I cook.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 11 points 12 hours ago

because Reddit, I'm getting massive "onions are a figurative stand in for undesirables" fash-coded vibes

[-] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago

yeah but what does it actually mean/what do they actually mean by it? not just what you assume.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

I don't really care, you can probably go see for yourself

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 33 points 15 hours ago

Here I was, thinking this was gonna be someone who was tired of The Onion

Meanwhile, yeah, I'm sweating some shallots for French Onion dip

They're a nice allium!

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 12 points 15 hours ago

And you can get a big bag for practically nothing, I was recently contemplating onions and they're probably my most used vegetable. Goes in just about everything, eat them raw, fry em, put em in a stew.

[-] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 10 points 14 hours ago

Gotta give it up for em

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 17 points 14 hours ago

I'd like one raw vs. carmelized onion struggle sesh plz

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 10 points 8 hours ago

Like asking me to choose which child I love best.

[-] Gorb@hexbear.net 20 points 12 hours ago

Real onion enjoyers like both

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 7 points 11 hours ago

I couldn't eat raw onion for years after I was forced to eat multiple whole raw onions in college. Still can't really but it doesn't make me nauseous anymore.

[-] LigOleTiberal@hexbear.net 11 points 11 hours ago

eww were you hazed in a frat or something? wtf.

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 12 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Yes, and we were all in a small room sharing one big trash can to vomit. The onion fumes were maybe the worst part.

Looking back, it was honestly a little traumatizing

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 10 hours ago
[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 8 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Just a little communal torture to build brotherhood. /s

We stopped all the bad stuff the year after that, and the onion thing was probably top 2 worst.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 11 points 9 hours ago

Was your school the place from Holes?

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 14 points 10 hours ago

Was it at least a shrek themed frat?

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 10 points 9 hours ago

In ogre frats they force you to eat an entire raw apple.

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 14 points 15 hours ago

That sub is onion erasure and I won’t stand for it.

but also :

because you’ve shown interest in a similar community

what other veggies is that poster practicing their vile hatred on?

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 18 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I started saving the bulbs from green onion I bought at the store and planting them.

Now when I make soup or sauce I mow a little patch of turf I grow in my window 🍜 🎋

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Hell yeah it's free onion and it looks nice when they all get long.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 15 hours ago

Hell yeah that goes hard. I should start growing some window onion as well

[-] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 11 points 15 hours ago

onions r delicious

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