it's always a corn-fed white guy named Tim
in my experience if you let the 7-year-old infodump about Pikachu for as long as they want at least once, you will be immediately become their favorite uncle and possibly favorite person
how does a fucking billionaire have that much black mold on her walls too, shouldn't she have staff to deal with that and like ten houses? like jesus h. christ how much of a shut-in is she
"self-comparison and outdated ideas about money" i.e. "get with the times, no one can afford a house you stupid proles"
the idea being that any two things produced by an hour of (human capital adjusted) labor must have the same value
when you definitely understand the labor theory of value
Of course this works on reactionaries. They consider themselves enlightened and advocate for return to "traditional" society, viewing that as extremely normal. They think everyone secretly agrees with them. And — crucially — they spend an inordinate amount of time seething about people they view as "deviant", i.e., weird. They think they're the paragons of normalcy.
They're not self-aware about how everyone else thinks they're not normal, because they primarily socialize with other reactionaries who agree with them on just about everything.
We love to see it
also all of these signs rule, "Bippity Boppity Boost our pay" especially lmao
this policy should apply to all service jobs:
fr dealing with terrible people sucks, sorry you had to deal with that
do we have an emoji of
oh shit, you can die of a hangover?
Credit scores. It goes up when you have more debt and goes down when you pay your debt off, but it goes down if you ask for a loan and it goes down if you even try to check what it is.
Absolute nonsense.
Felt like it was always hostility about shit that didn't matter, too. The most annoying argument I ever had here was him absolutely malding about tongue-in-cheek usage of the term "meatspace" to refer to non-internet stuff