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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Rare Cancer

Really burying that important little tidbit

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

I knew it

Havana syndrome causes cancer

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

caused by communist brain rays

[–] D61@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

CIA: Cancer Inside Asshole

[–] RION@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago (5 children)

open up article

begins with "She 'lit up a room'"

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago

when the friendless 19 year old Muslim student you've been gaslighting for 3 months backs out at the 11th hour but you still want that fucking promotion

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

pete cia

Something something Strategy of Tension something something Domestic Gladio

[–] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ur the funniest one here i love u

[–] RION@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

crush thank you i've been doing pretty shitty lately and that actually means a lot

[–] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

happy cake dayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

don't make me activate my 'Compliment trans until happy' mode

[–] RION@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Realtor_Hate_Account@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know why but that Pepe image makes me laugh out loud

[–] RION@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

honestly the pepes and peepos have been left in the cold for too long due to the alt right stuff. EVERYONE uses them on twitch and there's so many good ones! look at these dudes

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They're praising her for having blond hair and blue eyes. This is on purpose, right?

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

pigmask-off

4th Reich moment

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The 20th century only makes sense if you assume that all the Western Allies regret siding against Hitler because Communism was always the biggest threat.

We did side with hitler tho. All of western europe was signing non agression pacts with the nazis throughout the 30s but you only hear about the molotov ribbentrop pact. We sided with the nazis hoping they'd go east. If they did, we would have joined them

[–] Zrc@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

damn they even got a picture of the Havana Syndrome

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Havana irresponsible number of beers

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

Havana good time in hell nowdata-laughing

[–] crime@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

oh shit, you can die of a hangover?

[–] fox@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

No, she also had cancer

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah she's got havana syndrome

Havana n nuff of this mortal coil hahaha

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

why is a frog saying get out so familiar to me, is that a Something Awful thing

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

packwatch skill issue dancing-roach

I would simply not provoke the wrath of God (Havana syndrome)

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

hangover syndrome

[–] miz@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

rest in peace... to all the people she was complicit in torturing, killing, and immiserating

fuck her though packwatch

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Sounds like Vienna syndrome to me shrug-outta-hecks

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Wow an aryan supermodel cia agent died from a bad hangover and you loony tankoids are LAUGHING?!

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

So wait, is Havana syndrome just the fact that they had used asbestos and lead paint in building the CIA offices?

I know they violate every health and safety standard making military bases but I figured the CIA rated slightly higher than that

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Remember kids : the empire will never be thankful even when you serve it well

[–] puff@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Guess she wasn't havan a good time! :D

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Havana Syndrome keeps being brought back from the dead, despite the US government admitting it's made up.

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean they literally passed a special aid package thing that qualifies CIA (maybe others too) to get free medical care and like medical retirement or compensation pay for a fully made up issue

The people who pulled off this psyop/grift should honestly take that massive W and never speak publicly about it again. Like, you won. The individuals who were in the CIA for like 5 years, lied about all the bullshit, and are now retired at 35 with full medical... they won. Really pushing their luck bringing it up just to rub it in people's faces.

Kinda like Bibi going to DC. Sure, it's probably going to result in absolutely zero consequences as usual... but why are you playing with fire like this?

Risk/reward motherfuckers! The only "reward" is knowledge that you have cucked the US government and the risk is everything!

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[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Cuba has finally mastered the power of bile-duct-seeking-ionizing-microwaves and now the whole world is at its mercy

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

based Cuban death ray scientists doing God's work

[–] FakeNewsForDogs@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Damn. They finally got Carrie mathison, huh? End of an era.

[–] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 year ago

Aphex Twin-ass smile

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I read the title and assumed gina haspel died. Some other cia person, ah well.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

She died from HAVANA SYNDROME ... and cancer

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Is this Claire Danes

[–] Jenniferrr@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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