Same, but vaguely employed with a short-term tutoring grift. But hey, I'm 46 episodes away from being current on Death is Just Around the Corner & while everything the host MSJ is saying seems to ring true, it's definitely making things worse (:

Thoughts on freezing him first, then dropping him into the volcano from a DC-9 & vacuuming up his soul for brainwashing?

I'd love to have a longitudinal study on boomers' lead levels; since all that aerosolized leaded gas got sequestered in their bones as kids, it must be being reintroduced into their bloodstream as osteoporosis sets in

No U.S. military personnel went ashore in Gaza.

This sentence seems like one of those half truths/pre-confessions you tell your parents when you know you're gonna get caught but you try to preemptively lessen your culpability.

Volcel olympians have arrived at Paris.

I have an LLM turn my resume into cover letters & I feel great! (I am still unemployed)

Managed Democracy™ really does seem like the ideal method of voting to libs

Also worked with 2 Israeli VCs (sorry for linking times of Israel, it's the most comprehensive source I could find)

https://www.timesofisrael.com/2-israeli-startup-entrepreneurs-played-roles-in-rise-of-alexandria-ocasio-cortez/

Even German law recognizes trying to escape prison is a sane response & doesn't extend sentences for re-captured escapees

A mechE recently told me "Become an engineer! Every scientist eventually becomes one."

Tired of these Dunning Kruger cases encroaching into every field thinking they're god's gift unto invention (no standing on shoulders of giants for these brain geniuses) because they cheated through linear algebra & slept through a 1 credit ethics class.

Being straight with her dad. You hate to see it folks

She messaged me first on Hinge, the mask was off pretty quick but I overlooked/excused the red flags. Astrology and Instagram wellness type that went to college in Los Angeles, by date 5 she had told me "lying comes naturally to us pisces" twice, and that she didn't have a positive relationship with psychology growing up until starting her psych PhD due to her having dissociative identity disorder & dad also being a therapist. However the motivation for the PhD was to charge therapy clients more money.

She ended things after a few months saying "I'm not feeling the way I want to feel", "our energies are too similar", and that she'd "fondly remember me" during the breakup phone call. Turns out she was insulting me on twitter the whole time about my perceived income, said her therapist called me a beta male, and that "these dudes never buy me flowers and act sooooo surprised when I break up with them".

Also used to have blowjobs in her twitter handle & dudes were tweeting at her saying thank you for the starbang, but that was more weird/trashy than shitty or abusive.