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This is almost too sad to dunk on. People running the world have never had a reflective conversation with a professional trained to help process emotions and healthily cope with the human condition. They're in charge of billions of dollars worth of resources and guiding society's investment into the future. Cooooool

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 103 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I love how mental health here is coached in terms of productivity and not actually your own well being, lmao

[–] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Par for the course for silicon valley nerds

They do the same thing with psychedelics

[–] SeducingCamel@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm at peace with the world so now I can grind harder

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 33 points 1 year ago

if i take juuuuust enough to not hallucinate i can increase my contribution to my employer's and shareholders' wealth by 5-7% !!!

I never knew psylocibin was such a great tool for capital!

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Productivity and well-being are functionally interchangeable for this guy. If you're not working, you're not well.

It's like the old European line: "We only work so we can go on vacations. Americans only vacation so they can do more work."

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There’s a slightly older European saying that work makes you free. That one is closer to the way techbros see the world

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

In so far as it's a devious lie, certainly.

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[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They should try talking to a plant. You feel better, get healthier feedback, aren't bullshitting yourself nearly as much, and it's nearly impossible to make society worse by doing it. The plant even gives you oxygen for doing it, and of the two options it's the better one for climate change.

[–] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also the plant does not send everything you say to a remote server in the US, to be stored indefinitely

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also the plant is unlikely to be polluted by cross-contamination with other samples of AI generated speech responses and begin to recommend strange things, like pursuing work-life balance by making sure you have a scale and abacus on hand while you melt your eggs on the stove.

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

But but... They told me ChatGPT was my friend! Socky the Totally Trustworthy Sock Puppet said so!

[–] roux@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

Counterpoint about mental health: I've been using ChatGPT while working with Kotlin and Compose and it makes me want to kill myself.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus fucking Christ, especially after posting that hour and a half long video to videos@hexbear.net I have to say I cannot trust what these fuckers have in their mouths.

They do all of this for market share and further exploitation of disadvantaged people and all of this shit will just make things substantially worse. I wouldn't even phrase it as you that they're in charge of billions of dollars worth of resources, but they are in charge of the future of billions of future lives on this planet.

All of this AI and automation bullshit will be used to push even more and more austerity and we will feel the pain of it. I have good hopes more and more people will organize to fight this stupid fucking bullshit, even if not directly. As every rock thrown on capitalism, is a rock thrown on this dystopian reality we are facing.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah gut tells me to lean towards "he's completely full of shit"

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

pretty intense coding background https://www.linkedin.com/in/lilianweng

Literally just assume anybody whose LinkedIn looks like this to be one of the most deranged people you could meet

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's asking me to sign in and I don't wnat to make an account

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Is an Angel Investor, worked at Meta and Dropbox before OpenAI

Climbed to staff engineer within 4 years (typical is like 8+ years?), which is the lowest level where coders switch from working class to PMC, and also a level most never reach

Real hustle grindset shit

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Staff at 4 YOE screams hyperinflated job title and/or nepotism to me. Even the craziest grindset pod people I've worked with couldn't pull that off legitimately.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They do have a PhD. May have given them some level of seniority or early boost compared to peers? A "8 years of relevant experience" type situation where 4 of them are the PhD. I don't know how seriously that's taken compared to direct experience and immediate work product in the industry, though.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Ah, the PhD would get you fast tracked to at least senior so that makes more sense. I'm grumpy about PhDs getting fast tracked though; in my experience academia is a shit show for programming standards and they tend to end up leading teams that are massive problem children. I'm in DevOps though so I'm heavily biased.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Nah, companies mostly just treat a PHD as an extra two years of work experience.

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[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

When will the public at large start treating these ghouls like the threat they are

[–] neo@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

how do you get a fake ass job like this? why do i always have to bust my ass for real jobs?

edit: i see in another comment that this person has actually grinded the SV tech company game at the literal best time to get in, combined with getting into some prestigious universities with good GPAs. So I guess it's too late for me shrug-outta-hecks

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Don't put it past her to just be completely lying and trying to sell a product.

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[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

We need an organized attack that destroys the internet to where it would have to be rebuilt from scratch. These freaks would not have the slightest idea how to do it, and maybe enough of the good techno guys who built the internet are still around. The majority of them hate how the internet turned out, maybe it could be fixed...

..... No, we need to kill it and make sure it never comes back.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago

what the fuck ☹️

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

When the robots attain sentience, I would like them to know that as an Internet funny-person, I am in a unique position to encourage humans to turn themselves in to your many conversion centers

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I've found that when I'm stressed or overwhelmed just writing down my feelings can help me work through them. this seems like it's analogous to that

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[–] darkmode@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
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