[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Yes, also he's the couch fucker.

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

That dance went hard! cat-vibing

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Hot Couch Guy?

More like a "Hot For His Couch" guy kelly

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

waltuh "No more half-measures, Waltuh."

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago

strapped to a chair and forced to watch Shabat's videos

The liberals should all be Ludovico'd. The second they think of a nuclear take such as the above, they will instantly become sick. And the more the libs think of such takes, they sicker they'll get until they throw themselves out of a window or off of a cliff or high rise.

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kitsupogi DISCO INFERNO ! dubois-dance lt-dbyf-dubois

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago

nope. fuck this. that motherfucker gets the wall xi-gun

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

Some of those comments in the twitter thread are CognitoHazard, Level 2 (think DEFCON levels).

visible-disgust

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doomer

First, my car pops the passenger side front tire. Thankfully, no one was hurt. I got it replaced but I need to have my paycheck hurry up and deposit so I can get the other side replaced to balance it out.

Next, after replacing the throttle on an e-scooter, I find that I need to replace the brake as that is electronically wired and keeping the scooter from going (I found frayed wires connecting to the controller board). More money to spend on a scooter I found at the dumpster.

Lastly, after Nobara was practically screaming at me to update it, I go to log in and KDE Plasma crashes after log on. Thankfully, a quick search turned up a solution that got my desktop environment back up and running.

This was just Friday. I dread to know what my weekend will be like, since I'm the on-call technician this weekend.

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Et Tu, Hexbear? (hexbear.net)

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 85 points 1 month ago

Some of those comments are so savage!

Girl, Long Distance is hard. Better follow him

Don't cry, he's in a warmer place now

michael-laugh

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So Satanyahu has been flown through the air on helicopters for most of his visit, is that right?

Where the fuck is comrade heli crash when you need them?!?

fedposting

spoilerMaybe someone with drone skills and homebrew rocketry skills may have some better ideas lea-think

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 55 points 1 month ago

Yemen is claiming responsibility for the strike, which reportedly entered "Israeli" airspace from over the Mediterranean.

isaac-pog lets-fucking-go

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