Do you think JD Vance was a Hot Couch guy? (hexbear.net)

submitted 4 days ago by Vernon_Tennessee@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

10 comments fedilink hide all child comments

all 11 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

Hot Couch Guy?

More like a "Hot For His Couch" guy kelly

[-] Cammy@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

He just put the couch in the microwave for a little bit to reach human body temperature. It would be weirder if he didn't.

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

angry-place Like he's into the 'hotcouch' lifestyle? Likes watching a superior couch fucker at work? Maybe. You think he cleans👅 up after though? Or just let's it get stanky👃?

[-] Vernon_Tennessee@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

JD Vance: Couch Cuck

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

Yes but what does he sit in

[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

That couch? A 10/10

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

That's most definitely not a hot couch

[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

I'm not the best judge at the sexiness of couches

[-] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 days ago

I bet he likes cockroaches tickling his balls

[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

Not like that

this post was submitted on 14 Sep 2024

31 points (100.0% liked)

chapotraphouse

13445 readers

836 users here now

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank

Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here

Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank

founded 3 years ago

MODERATORS

LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net

MiraculousMM@hexbear.net

KenBonesWildRide@hexbear.net

Nakoichi@hexbear.net

itsPina@hexbear.net

corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net

PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net

ZoomeristLeninist@hexbear.net

EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net

InsidiousTrackers@hexbear.net