[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

crush castration?

Hnnng!!! panting

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Same was prolly too weird and hella closeted, probably hit on without even knowing too. blob-no-thoughts

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

angry-place Like he's into the 'hotcouch' lifestyle? Likes watching a superior couch fucker at work? Maybe. You think he cleans👅 up after though? Or just let's it get stanky👃?

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Ay oh, I'm vooting ova ehe

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

First pull off the bootstraps, then you can get communism later ( you won't. But maybe your kids might. Maybe.)

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

But in super scribbly metal font.

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

biden biden-alert biden-fall biden-forgor biden-horror biden-jumpscare biden-nibble biden-ok-smart-guy biden-point biden-supervised biden-pain biden-rember biden-troll joever brandon DaBiden force-choke-1 whywhywhywhywhy

Weren't they just doing mental gymnastics less than a month ago about his cognitive decline? Damn their brains must be strong from all that mental cardio. Must be why his brains were running out his ears. freedom-and-democracy

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

NewsCUM : spontaneous ejaculation when presented with terrible news, ie- genocide.

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

luau adventure-time dorner luau = swole-doge

Fixed :3, finally had the emojis load

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

angry-place "They're eating the cats, eat the cat, eat eat the cat." Gay tiktok has been fun :3

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

What's the Geneva 'we're not winning so you can't use forms of affordable warfare against us while we use chemical warfare that'll harm generations to come' suggestions about the dragon drones?

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Toastify (hexbear.net)

Is awesome (does anyone else get that weird error code in red or just me?)

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Testing (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by HexBeara@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

How does I do the bots?

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Bass Droppin' - Zatox (music.youtube.com)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by HexBeara@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net

Music I foundeded. U can has. Enjoi.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by HexBeara@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net

Motivation to not invite my pet toaster into the bathtub.

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Idk what to do (hexbear.net)

I have incredible tooth pain rn and I'm not employed and don't have dental insurance. To my knowledge a hospital won't do anything unless it's an emergency. But it's not like I can do much of anything besides attempt to sleep through it and treat it with oral benzocaine and oragel. It's been like this on and off for the last 4 years. I'm so distraught that I'm considering waking into traffic. I hate this and just want to stop existing. Is there anything y'all can recommend? I'm in Pinellas county Florida if that helps. Currently donating plasma and the sodium citrate is seemingly making the pain worse.

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Or do we vote for our first black woman for president, or still vote 3rd party? Is she still too far right to push left? Do we think as registered Dems we could get concessions? Very bottom-speak coded but I'd rather have more time to go anti-shinra-action ecoterrorism an-tifa adventure-time in all honesty. Harm reduction yada yada. But I'd rather not have an escalation of violence, whether explicit or implicit from the right. We could also try to challenge incumbent Dems and get more new blood into the system and see if that can shake things up for the better. Maybe she's hiding her power level and will go all black-knight-zero Hey, at least we've gotten the old stubborn man to listen, Jack!

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Kmfdm-Quake (youtu.be)
submitted 1 month ago by HexBeara@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net

Just a banger. No other reason for sharing. janet-wink

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Opinions on how to get Dems to change course? Do we decide to vote Republican to stick it to the man, not vote, write in, 3rd party, or the spiciest, adventure-time but without intentionally killing them (just so my fedposting handler knows I'm not for senseless violence), just to threaten and have them step down without bloodshed (probably not for the next cheems though, but what can be done)

Or do we just watch our cuck in chief watch Jill as she makes Macron-i sounds.

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submitted 2 months ago by HexBeara@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net
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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by HexBeara@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Some recent bangers If you want to share a tiktok load the share URL in your browser first. Copy the resulting URL without the &_t= at the end.

https://www.tiktok.com/@cosmicmorra/photo/7391326071838248235

https://www.tiktok.com/@theyfwmajora/video/7391294219190619434

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by HexBeara@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

It'll be fine for whoever hasn't played through the games but kinda seems like they hacked up the source material and shat into its dying carcass.

Kevin Hart is playing Roland who's 5'11". Lilith is 22 being played by Cate Blanchette who's in her 50's. I guess Jamie Lee Curtis fits the aesthetic of Tannis but in the trailer doesn't exhibit the same mannerisms. And then claptrap is voiced by Jack Black but has a filter on to sound more like the goober anyways. Maybe it's the gamer-gulag in me but I'm really thinking this is gonna suck. Like they could've gotten Terry Crews for Roland, Brandon Rogers for claptrap(just someone a little unhinged and funny as hell) , some youngish, mildly attractive white chick for Lilith, I guess krieg is fine just needs to be slightly slimmer, I guess the tiny tina is ok too but there's not enough energy imo. And the rest of the cast might work but there's nothing about them in the trailer. And it feels like they just used the characters like dolls for a script they came up with set in that universe. Like why not expand upon the lore either before we meet them on the bus, or in between 1 and 2 similar to the presequel, or between 2 and 3 (I never played the tell tale games... side-eye-1 side-eye-2 ) or just really anything else. They could've followed other wacky vault hunters on other planets and could've had them interact with the main cast of 1 2 and 3, depending on when they wanted to set the story. Idk it just seems like a lack of creativity in all departments involved in the making of the movie. I might pirate it tho just to see how bad it really is.

It's just slop but it always happens to the Vidya Game movies. whywhywhywhywhy what're y'all's take on it? Am I just yells-at-cloud

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submitted 2 months ago by HexBeara@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

Who are we voting for this election?

Voting in a bourgeois democracy yada yada... But seriously if we all came together and went out to vote, who'd it be? I saw joke responses for Markiplier that seemed to gain traction on tiktok the same day, other comments here and on YouTube proposed Jill Stein(or it was just yt and my mind is playing tricks). Asking because I had had a discussion with my roommate (the other roommate that isn't the LL) and he said something along the lines of if I don't vote I don't get to complain, which i don't agree with but understand the sentiment. That and we discussed more of an importance of local elections rather than national. And idk I'm not one for caring anymore. If things were better and more hopeful I'd try but teeth hurt and it's not getting better, hair is falling out, body is weak, diet is shit, youth is gone, and I've nothing to show for it. So I definitely don't care anymore and more than likely won't participate myself unless I really see some sort of movement even then I'd probably walk into traffic before voting again.

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