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[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 118 points 2 days ago

"Top 15 hobbies that sound attractive to women"

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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

can some one explain this meme to me?

I can't find Saddam Huisen

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 day ago

Okay, this meme actually doesn't contain Saddam Hussein. I know it's a shock, you'd better sit down. Actually lie down. Lower. Lower. Keep going. There he is.

[-] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 203 points 2 days ago

What do you mean Linux is not in the list?

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 89 points 2 days ago

It's there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.

[-] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 53 points 2 days ago
[-] scarilog@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

date; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep

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[-] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago

"I'm really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance"

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[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 161 points 2 days ago

"traveling" yikes.

That is one way to say, you think wealth is attractive.

I have traveled quite a bit and I like it a lot, but it is no hobby. For it to be a hobby, I would have to have a lot more money.

Once or even twice a year, is hardly a hobby.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 93 points 2 days ago

"I'M NOT DRIVING OFFICER, IM TRAVELLING!"

Gets 'em so wet

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[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago

It could also just be women thinking, "I'd like to visit _____ when I'm able, I want my partner to go with me." Working in a passport office, I've met a shocking number of men who have never left the US (or sometimes even the state) by choice. Then their wife or girlfriend wants to go to Mexico or something, and they come in talking about how they're only doing it for her and they'd never travel if it was up to them.

Anyway, I'd consider traveling one of my hobbies even though I can't afford to do it often - plenty of time is spent planning and looking at things to do, so it goes beyond just the few days of the trip.

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[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 33 points 2 days ago

You can travel without spending a lot of money, people call it backpacking.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 68 points 2 days ago
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[-] zante@slrpnk.net 173 points 2 days ago

Woodworking 94%. Right.

Try ordering a new lathe after you’re married.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 107 points 2 days ago

That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

[-] camr_on@lemmy.world 89 points 2 days ago

Reading this as I'm waking up and really questioning if I'm actually awake or not

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 38 points 2 days ago

It kind of reads like the thought process of someone who just woke up, too.

[-] Sonor@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

If you are into that kind of thing

[-] Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago

Wow really put something in for everyone with that comment.

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[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

Got reading and foreign languages, woohoo!

most attractive for women

*groans* So much for my gay ass...

[-] aeshna_cyanea@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Hey nobody said they're not attractive to men

[-] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 2 days ago

"Women love when i show them my extruder nozzle"

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago

DAMN HE GOT THE VOLCANO HEATER BLOCK!! ITS SOO LONG

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[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 94 points 2 days ago

Blacksmithing is 88% Was this list made by a metal shop kid?

"Oh babe, I love your soda lime mix. You're not like those other brittle iron bitches out there"

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

Being handy is attractive. Getting a nice unique present is cool. And blacksmiths / woodworkers are the ones that do that kind of stuff.

[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago

I'm also willing to bet that the blacksmith they are picturing looks very different from your average blacksmith.

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[-] lowleekun@ani.social 9 points 1 day ago

Does growing cannabis count as gardening and what about painting figures?

[-] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 58 points 2 days ago

I had 10/15 of these when I was single, and I was single for a very long time. That is how I had the time to learn all these hobbies/skills.

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[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 25 points 2 days ago

More like "things women want attractive people to be into"

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[-] Michal@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago

TIL I'm a chick magnet

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 days ago

Judging by what I see on dating sites, fishing is near the bottom of the list. So many women's profiles say something like "I don't want to see a picture of you holding a fish"

[-] ObsidianNebula@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago

I wonder if it is fishing itself that they don't like, or if it is the prevalence of fishing photos on dating sites. I know that a lot of guys post fishing photos on their profiles (probably because most men don't take many photos of themselves but will take photos with a nice catch), so maybe it just seems unoriginal or low effort. I'm honestly not sure, but my only point is that it may not be the hobby itself.

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[-] Belgdore@lemm.ee 21 points 2 days ago

It’s that men don’t take a lot of pictures of themselves. Then they refuse to take any specifically for their dating profiles. Taking pictures specifically for a dating profile would show that they actually care about finding a person they would do other things specifically for.

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[-] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Uh, there is a typo, the second probably should say "functional languages". We all know how people are attracted to map, filter, and reduce.

[-] UmeU@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Getting high and playing video games?

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Pretty sure those made the other list for least attractive

Edit: the other chart

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 54 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I read, write, and cook, and can play several instruments (kazoo, mouth harp, washboard, tamborine,...). Where's the women that find me attractive?

[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 2 days ago

the trick is that you have to find them instead of just waiting for one to pop out of the ether

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 83 points 2 days ago

Well that's some bullshit. 😠

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

I’m not into guys but as a woman I’m surprised blacksmithing isn’t higher. How am I supposed to be your knight in shining armor if you can’t make me some shining armor?

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[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago
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[-] Katzastrophe@feddit.org 11 points 2 days ago

I love how some of those hobbies are literally just chores but fun

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[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 38 points 2 days ago

Tl;dr: any interest is interesting and attractive. In particular if it can be done without annoying your partner and shows your ability to think independently. If it produces something useful that's cool, too.

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[-] kamen@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago

When does cooking stop counting as a basic day to day survival thing and start counting as a hobby?

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[-] noxy@yiffit.net 21 points 2 days ago

I wonder where "gay sex" ranks

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[-] mm_maybe@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago

The musical instrument thing is transitory and depends entirely on the instrument.

Pre-relationship; in a popular band playing a more traditional instrument like guitar with a bunch of also attractive people (or at least part of a cool local scene) = hot

In a relationship and/or solo bedroom producing any kind of electronic music and/or buying lots of synthesizers, drum machines or grooveboxes = not hot

Also note how low "clubbing" is on the least attractive list, so no, DJs and electronic musicians who perform live don't get a pass

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[-] LotrOrc@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Read this too fast and thought it said most attractive male Hobbits and I was really intrigued

Sad beans

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 13 points 2 days ago

"Reading"

Strangely enough, reading RPG and skirmish game rulebooks doesn't seem to fit that bill.

Also, 3D printers, get your painting skills ready and paint the stuff you print. Easy peasy lemon squeezy

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