xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 14 hours ago

Riding ‘round the airplane

With a pocket full of weed

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

clicks on accept repeatedly

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 45 points 1 day ago (5 children)

hey baby how low are your standards (☞゚∀゚)☞

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But will it affect my memory? And how long do I have left?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

five dozen, no less

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 48 points 3 days ago (2 children)

that explains my sterility. i always watched with my balls glued to the screen

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)

they should ask RATM again I’m sure they’ll say yes, it’ll be fine, don’t worry. Just make sure to ask publicly

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

its for when you live-stream. you gotta be ready to switch cams at the right moment. its not a cuck vid unless you get that magical hairy-butthole closeup on the clean-shaven balls twitching. i mean imagine fucking that up, itd be so embarrassing

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 4 days ago

haha yeah haha how big was it ಠ_ಠ

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 4 days ago

visit them in full furry regalia

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 33 points 5 days ago

i dont think anyone forgot. like someone flooding my basement is on my shit list too, im just preoccupied with the other guy shooting holes through my roof

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

road rage is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural

 
 
 
 

I saw something similar being said by a teen daughter to her dad in a horror movie, let me tell you nothing scared me in that movie as much as that line

 
 
 
 
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