xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 19 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

yes the back is an erogenous zone second only to the boobie

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 39 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I sure hope that was unsalted

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe they are you don’t know how hot they look

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 57 points 4 days ago (6 children)

There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 4 days ago

I feel the need to flex that a previous comment of mine may have inspired this post

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 4 days ago

retteb stihs tsop sihT

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 4 days ago

This is just plum ridiculous!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 50 points 4 days ago (17 children)

Mullholand Drive was about two hot lesbians kissing. Dune was about Kyle MacLachlin trying to figure out a mystery through dreams. Twin Peaks was about Kyle MacLachlin becoming an oppressive tyrant with his newfound powers while consuming a beloved, addictive substance. What’s so hard to get about that?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 5 days ago

“Wait a minute, if this cake is in my bed, then where’s - oh no

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Mr Burns, please, you’re crossing the line from everyday villainy to cartoonish super-villainy

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean I missed the memo so thank you

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago

How far are they from my balls?

 
 
 
 
 

i miss that little doinker

 
 
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