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I think A is the correct answer

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[–] greenbit@lemmy.zip 2 points 27 minutes ago

We need whimsy so it's A

I know which one I'd be more wary of (it's John)

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 59 minutes ago)
[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 hours ago

does lemmy have an HR cause i gotta report this post ;p

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Dip John's hands in saltwater and send him to Ethan.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 25 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"Bad slug! Look at the mess you've made for the cleaning crew!" *nat d20 salt toss

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Nat 20 toss?

Half the salt goes straight in his eyes, the other half hits his mouth during an inhale, filling his lungs

Ethan takes 4d6 poison damage and is blinded

[–] etaoin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 87 points 9 hours ago

Well John didn't ask for consent on A, but Ethan did ask for consent in C. So the answer has to be A

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 55 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

The only harassment I see here is HR shaming Ethan and his slugona.

Fact: Ethan requested consent. At any point you can tell Ethan that you do not want to participate.

In fact, none of the listed options are harassment, though I would not like John touching me and would ask him not to without permission, or in the case of aiding me in an emergency.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 5 hours ago

I don’t think that “bring your whole self to work” includes this.

[–] KonditionMacht@feddit.org 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Touching a Person without consent is harassment in my opinion. Don't go around touching people especially at work.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 3 points 47 minutes ago

A pat on the back is a cultural thing, it's important to understand the differences between cultural expression and harassment.

It's not to say that you have to be okay with it or that you are not allowed to state your discontent, it's just these issues need to be handled in different ways.

A back pat can be handled in a "Hey John this is making some people uncomfortable please stop" way where true harassment should be handled in a "John you're fired" kind of way.

Those are the ideal scenarios though, as we know people aren't always fired for harassment.

[–] Quokka@quokk.au 1 points 3 hours ago

Always remember human rulesources is there to protect the company first and foremost.

[–] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Please, only pink himalayan salt.

... us slug boys have standards.

[–] alapakala@quokk.au 13 points 7 hours ago

If you pass, and get hired, be sure to solidify with workers and unionize.✊🏿

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 30 points 9 hours ago

There are no bad slugs.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 16 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's B. Because we all know that Cindy is one water cooler away from an AR-15 mass shooting incident. We know how passive aggressive she is. Oh, and it's Tuesday.

Yet another health benefit of working from home: fucking Cindy and her fucking AR-15.

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 18 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 21 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

yes the back is an erogenous zone second only to the boobie

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 hours ago

i think you might be joking but... for me it really is. ive almost climaxed from a back massage multiple times. bodies are weird sometimes.

[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 12 points 9 hours ago

All of them could be. Mostly Cindy though. Ethan sounds like fun.

[–] CausticFlames@sopuli.xyz 9 points 8 hours ago

Not the entirely vibe-coded by kimi K3 HR Training Portal T-T