AllNewTypeFace

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Cozy cosmic horror: when eldritch beings care enough about us personally to kill us

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The Fabian Society, for whom socialism is essentially the Kingdom of Heaven: you won’t reach it, neither will your grandchildren, nor their grandchildren, but it may happen at some point in the distant future of humanity, so hold onto the idea to make the status quo more bearable. The best we can do is tiny, incremental reforms. It’s Burkean Conservatism in a red rosette.

You love to see it.

Maybe they can host a Kid Rock residency or some MMA matches or something.

That’s a good start. Now make sure to stop washing and fart/belch copiously in public to protect yourself from relapsing into the pool of eligible bachelorhood.

Wonder if Canada can claim them. Given that they’re leaning towards the F-35, buying a fighter from a hostile country they don’t share a border with may be a step up.

Ex-journalist. In Germany, Israel has an infinitely high moral high ground (its height is six million murdered Jews multiplied by two thousand years of genocidal Jew-hatred, and no German can reason about the top of it). Liedtke’s claims would produce such violent cognitive dissonance such that they cannot be tolerated, therefore she can only be a liar or one motivated by antisemitic fanaticism.

No major German publication will touch anything by her, and if any minor ones do, doing so will annihilate the careers of anyone who made the call to do so. Likewise, she will be professionally shunned, if not socially, in the way that Holocaust deniers are.

Maybe she can find work on Press TV or RT, but that’s not journalism either.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you read your theory, you would be aware that kittens are sustainable fuel and burning them is based.

Wonder if Japan has a chance of reclaiming its (never formally ceded) Northern Territories (“Kuril islands”), or whether China will occupy them specifically to prevent this.

If, however, it is cleansed of orcish contamination, the topology of its bridges should be restored to what it was in Euler’s time, and it should be placed on the UNESCO world heritage register as such.

Other than that, making it Czechia’s Baltic port sounds sensible.

The US will end up sending those Tomahawks, but not to Ukraine.

They could have phrased it better

 

Jordan Peterson is in ICU again. This time it’s not experimental drug treatment in Russia, but apparently the result of mould exposure, and/or a spiritual attack by unknown evildoers. His daughter and fellow carnivore influencer has called for prayers.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/37209900

Panicked Curtis Yarvin—JD Vance's guru—plans to flee USA

The arsehole was quoted:

The second Trump revolution, like the first, is failing. It is failing because it deserves to fail. It is failing because it spends all its time patting itself on the back. It is failing because its true mission, which neither it nor (still less) its supporters understand, is still as far beyond its reach as algebra is beyond a cat. Because the vengeance meted out after its failure will dwarf the vengeance after 2020—because the successes of the second revolution are so much greater than the first—I feel that I personally have to start thinking realistically about how to flee the country. Everyone else in a similar position should have a 2029 plan as well. And it is not even clear that it will wait until 2029: losing the Congress will instantly put the administration on the defensive.

Me:

So apparently not all is good in broligarchy land. Still it’s more likely he might be suffering some breakdown instead. Relatively poverty stricken people buy expensive convertibles when they have a midlife crises. People like him poop on the internet. Most likely he will be around, for sometime, causing grief

 

Has anyone else noticed CoMaps’ handling of touch events (on iOS, at least) being a bit janky? Sometimes it zooms when I want to scroll, or zooms out when I want to zoom in. Is this a known issue that a fix is planned for?

 

Apparently DOGE isn’t killing enough people (literally or metaphorically)

 

2024: Ireland accuses Israel of genocide. Israel ends diplomatic relations with Ireland. Ireland’s membership in the EU protects it from punitive sanctions from Israel’s allies

2025: The UK starts dumping non-EU-compliant goods into the EU customs zone through Ireland, undercutting EU producers. The EU moves to suspend Ireland from the Customs Union. Ireland calls on the EU for diplomatic backup. Germany replies “lol get rekt antisemites”. Ireland is reunited as an economic satellite of the UK, a century or so after independence

 
 

Big Tiddy Garfield:

graffiti drawing in black marker on a blue wall of Garfield with huge breasts, captioned "GARFIES"

 

Allegations that bomb detectors from an Israeli firm are configured to let bombs through if they have a specific code (presumably used by Mossad). The title is a reference to an anti-counterfeiting watermark used in currency

 

Teledildonics and eugenics: what more could you ask for?

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