AllNewTypeFace

joined 2 years ago

Then the AAA studios will use some of their Saudi cash to buy out the most prominent indie developers, only to slowly strangle their products

No, you’re thinking of “woman who fly upside down always have crack up”

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 17 hours ago

Just fatuously praise Netanyahu as the greatest statesman since Reagan/Thatcher/Pinochet, and you get a free pass to do all the blood libels you want.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It’s in the fediverse if by “fediverse” you mean “blockchain”.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 17 hours ago

Much like Boris Johnson’s made-up bus-related hobbies were there to SEO away the Brexit campaign bus, this whole thing is probably to catch all the searches about Trump and children.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

But no, someone thought it’d be cool to be able to surf the web on the fridge. Well, here you are.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 17 hours ago

“Dog bites man” is famously not a story, whereas “man bites dog” is. Replace biting with shooting and it’s the other way around.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 91 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Even worse than there being no comments: the code is extensively commented, but its function has drifted from what the comments describe to the point where they are actively misleading.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 20 hours ago

Well, one’s vital statistics would include things like heart rate and blood pressure, so the name is presumably a reference to his strained demeanour.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 20 hours ago

Or Xi Jinping about Winnie the Pooh.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

If Apple licensed their optimised variant of ARM to third parties, Steam would probably jump right on it, along with other hardware manufacturers. The performance Apple Silicon got over the x86 machines it replaced was game-changing, along with the improved battery life. And other ARM vendors, whilst behind Apple (who do have excellent CPU engineers), are catching up.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 20 hours ago

FoxNews reinvents libertarianism

 

Jordan Peterson is in ICU again. This time it’s not experimental drug treatment in Russia, but apparently the result of mould exposure, and/or a spiritual attack by unknown evildoers. His daughter and fellow carnivore influencer has called for prayers.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/37209900

Panicked Curtis Yarvin—JD Vance's guru—plans to flee USA

The arsehole was quoted:

The second Trump revolution, like the first, is failing. It is failing because it deserves to fail. It is failing because it spends all its time patting itself on the back. It is failing because its true mission, which neither it nor (still less) its supporters understand, is still as far beyond its reach as algebra is beyond a cat. Because the vengeance meted out after its failure will dwarf the vengeance after 2020—because the successes of the second revolution are so much greater than the first—I feel that I personally have to start thinking realistically about how to flee the country. Everyone else in a similar position should have a 2029 plan as well. And it is not even clear that it will wait until 2029: losing the Congress will instantly put the administration on the defensive.

Me:

So apparently not all is good in broligarchy land. Still it’s more likely he might be suffering some breakdown instead. Relatively poverty stricken people buy expensive convertibles when they have a midlife crises. People like him poop on the internet. Most likely he will be around, for sometime, causing grief

 

Has anyone else noticed CoMaps’ handling of touch events (on iOS, at least) being a bit janky? Sometimes it zooms when I want to scroll, or zooms out when I want to zoom in. Is this a known issue that a fix is planned for?

 

Apparently DOGE isn’t killing enough people (literally or metaphorically)

 

2024: Ireland accuses Israel of genocide. Israel ends diplomatic relations with Ireland. Ireland’s membership in the EU protects it from punitive sanctions from Israel’s allies

2025: The UK starts dumping non-EU-compliant goods into the EU customs zone through Ireland, undercutting EU producers. The EU moves to suspend Ireland from the Customs Union. Ireland calls on the EU for diplomatic backup. Germany replies “lol get rekt antisemites”. Ireland is reunited as an economic satellite of the UK, a century or so after independence

 
 

Big Tiddy Garfield:

graffiti drawing in black marker on a blue wall of Garfield with huge breasts, captioned "GARFIES"

 

Allegations that bomb detectors from an Israeli firm are configured to let bombs through if they have a specific code (presumably used by Mossad). The title is a reference to an anti-counterfeiting watermark used in currency

 

Teledildonics and eugenics: what more could you ask for?

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