AllNewTypeFace

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 11 minutes ago

More accurately, the Swedes like following trends and being in on the latest cool thing from abroad, and after the British people went viral in voting to name the research ship, some marketing person at a private-sector open-access rail operator (who are second to the state-run rail operator SJ, and keen on any gimmick that might raise their profile) jumped right on it.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 15 minutes ago

Everybody wants to punch Zuck, but sometimes the best you can hope for is an effigy

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 24 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

If the stereotype of autistic people having an oversensitive sense of injustice and not accepting commonly socially accepted rationalisations justifying it are true, then that could disqualify them from police work, given that the job is about enforcing the law as it is written.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 18 hours ago

A member of the Australian post-punk band EXEK played a gig in Berlin once wearing a “Succulent Chinese Meal” cap

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 18 hours ago

That shirt appears to be from the Chinese restaurant he attempted an eat-and-run, or perhaps some other restaurant attempting to cash in.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

It’s Russia.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 15 points 18 hours ago

He wasn’t going to keep those 27 years anyway, and climbing the career ladder, having a few kids and steadily paying off a mortgage must have somehow not seemed like a compelling alternative

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 41 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The opposite of a shitpost

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 18 hours ago

As every good pickup artist knows, it’s a numbers game. For every few hundred or so women who’ll be inconsolably traumatised by your alligator having eaten their dog, there’ll probably be one or two who’ll find themselves irresistibly drawn to your rakish bad-boy charisma, so go out there and find them, bro.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 52 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

The “Voltaire” quote is actually from some neo-Nazi, and there are no prizes for guessing (((who))) he was insinuating the rulers are.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

They can call it Extreme Football or Gladiatorial Football to differentiate it from the slow-moving low-impact variety

If they put fluoride in drinking water, they can put this in protein shakes and those shower gels that come in the angular gunmetal-coloured containers

 

Jordan Peterson is in ICU again. This time it’s not experimental drug treatment in Russia, but apparently the result of mould exposure, and/or a spiritual attack by unknown evildoers. His daughter and fellow carnivore influencer has called for prayers.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/37209900

Panicked Curtis Yarvin—JD Vance's guru—plans to flee USA

The arsehole was quoted:

The second Trump revolution, like the first, is failing. It is failing because it deserves to fail. It is failing because it spends all its time patting itself on the back. It is failing because its true mission, which neither it nor (still less) its supporters understand, is still as far beyond its reach as algebra is beyond a cat. Because the vengeance meted out after its failure will dwarf the vengeance after 2020—because the successes of the second revolution are so much greater than the first—I feel that I personally have to start thinking realistically about how to flee the country. Everyone else in a similar position should have a 2029 plan as well. And it is not even clear that it will wait until 2029: losing the Congress will instantly put the administration on the defensive.

Me:

So apparently not all is good in broligarchy land. Still it’s more likely he might be suffering some breakdown instead. Relatively poverty stricken people buy expensive convertibles when they have a midlife crises. People like him poop on the internet. Most likely he will be around, for sometime, causing grief

 

Has anyone else noticed CoMaps’ handling of touch events (on iOS, at least) being a bit janky? Sometimes it zooms when I want to scroll, or zooms out when I want to zoom in. Is this a known issue that a fix is planned for?

 

Apparently DOGE isn’t killing enough people (literally or metaphorically)

 

2024: Ireland accuses Israel of genocide. Israel ends diplomatic relations with Ireland. Ireland’s membership in the EU protects it from punitive sanctions from Israel’s allies

2025: The UK starts dumping non-EU-compliant goods into the EU customs zone through Ireland, undercutting EU producers. The EU moves to suspend Ireland from the Customs Union. Ireland calls on the EU for diplomatic backup. Germany replies “lol get rekt antisemites”. Ireland is reunited as an economic satellite of the UK, a century or so after independence

 
 

Big Tiddy Garfield:

graffiti drawing in black marker on a blue wall of Garfield with huge breasts, captioned "GARFIES"

 

Allegations that bomb detectors from an Israeli firm are configured to let bombs through if they have a specific code (presumably used by Mossad). The title is a reference to an anti-counterfeiting watermark used in currency

 

Teledildonics and eugenics: what more could you ask for?

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