I see that going so, so poorly for him. He'll pretty much have to disable comments, but I feel like he'd hate that because he loves attention.

Nah, I've only worked at the city/state/county levels, never federal. I think they've all been in the neighborhood of 8-10% from both me and my employer, it's just that I've made shit money for most of my career because I wanted to help people and those jobs pay like crap. I also lost about 50k the last time the market went in the shitter and I've spent the last few years just making up for that.

Yeah, no fuckin shit. I've been incredibly fortunate and started saving for retirement at 22 (not because I could afford it, it's mandatory when you work for the government) and I'm almost 40 and still only have about $220k saved. I'm miles ahead of most of my friends, and miles behind where I'd actually need to be to retire at 65. I realized a few years ago that my options are to work until I die or retire when I'm ready and off myself when I'm out of money. Option 2 is a lot more appealing - at least I'll get to enjoy myself for a few years instead of none.

I've given up on the idea of owning a home. That's just plain never gonna happen on a single income.

I question whether he really even did it or if he just lied and wrote what he imagined would happen. He would've been immediately identifiable as a white guy in blackface, and I'm guessing he would've just gotten his ass beat. He also claims he interviewed actual black people but doesn't name any of them afaik. If it turns out he made the whole thing up to write the book, I wouldn't be surprised at all.

I woke up at 6 to get a head start on desecration, but then I had a bbq to attend later so I got way off schedule. I really need to be on the ball today if I want to destroy the sanctity of straight marriage and groom children by telling them that they're valid and deserving of love no matter how they identify. It's a lot of work for a Sunday, honestly.

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You know when people complain about privileged white men who always feel like they need to make every conversation about them? This is the man. He's the one we're talking about. If this isn't a very late, bizarre April Fool's joke, he really thinks he did something with this. What an absolute clown.

The cops are more likely to be participating in this one.

I haven't listened to Madonna since the early 90s and don't give one single fuck about her. As others have pointed out, it's not doxxing if the guy publicly filed a lawsuit and his name is featured in most of the articles about it. His social media is (or was, as of yesterday) public and when you google him, his dad's firm is one of first things that comes up. And they're relevant because their motto appears to be, "we will sue somebody for you," so it's clear he's following in his father's footsteps. Suing Madonna, a performer who has had sexual content as part of her performances for 40 years is clearly a money grab and he deserves to be mocked for it.

Unless you are Justin, I'm not sure why you're going so hard for this dude.

I'm not saying look this guy up, but I'm not not saying that either. He's a complete dweeb who apparently clerks for daddy's law firm (which looks like a bunch of ambulance chasers but I didn't care enough to do any research) and is almost certainly just looking for a payday. Then again, that may have been the first time he was ever in the presence of anything even close to sex acts, so who knows.

There has got to be someone who sucks less than James Charles for this. Shit, I'd take someone who knows how to color match.

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