Someone in my area keeps smashing three on one road, but because they wear plain black clothes and ride a generic mountain bike, an (I assume) don't bring a phone with them, it seems nobody can figure out who it is. And the damages aren't enough for them to post camera guards like the one the nearest Lowe's now has.
SARGE
As long as you behave yourselves like good citizens and don't say true things about the party that make them look bad, of course you can return!
Personally I like to interpret it as
spoiler for anyone who hasn't seen it
religious paranoia, and the very end is a dying hallucination
Pretty much all I've been hearing is praise. I think it's more reflective of which places we go for discussions than reflective of the quality of the show.
With a small but vocal minority hating on the (in best ferengi impression) feeeeeeeemale characters, it's been mostly "it's great" or "it's not my cup of earl Grey but it's being done well for the most part and I hope it does well"
Or as my 2008-era dvd subtitles say, "speaks Chinese"
It made me do a double-take the first time, because it was quite clear what he said.
I once had a long-time friend (through her shirt/sleeve holes) take her bra off and throw it at me and then sit on my lap at a party once.
It was another 3 years before I found out she had a huge crush on me and was hoping I would do literally anything other than sit there awkwardly
In many English speaking places, "slept with" is an old euphemism for sex.
I always assumed it was because the couple stereotypically spent the night together and This way you can supposedly "preserve the innocence" of people who don't know.
More like "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-s sir, please stomp on me harder with your big heavy boots"
Bonus picture 
I was going through some of my dad's old things recently and found a pack of blueprints from the 70s.
Sadly it's missing page 1 of 12.
Yeah this is way WAY too plausible.
I work in a place that deals primarily with aluminum extrusion and sheeting.
About a month ago one of the guys at lunch was saying something about how he doesn't want his ex-wife to get his kids vaccinated because "all the aluminum and mercury is gonna make them r*****d"
I told him to take a closer look at his tuna sandwich because he definitely has shed aluminum dust onto his food unless he takes his jacket off and shakes his hair out, and he should probably wear a mask because that faint glitter in the air isn't fairy dust. Also look up mercury content in tuna.
The HR guy came out because apparently I "called a coworker a slur for autistic people" when he connected the dots that "if I believe those things make one autistic then they must be calling me autistic since I inhale and ingest aluminum all day at work and mercury is in my food" and felt that I was insulting him by informing him of the things he should already know.
(apologies if this was a little incoherent, I just woke up)