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[-] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 103 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

He laments people laughing at him, and likens his purchase of the cybertruck to that of the Toyota Prius. Unfortunately, what he fails to consider, is that the Prius is an economy car. You can make fun of a crappy car, but that mockery ends before it affects the owner, because the majority of us understand that buying a car is more of a financial matter, rather than one of taste. i.e. most of us buy the car we can afford, not necessarily the car we want.

That goes out the window when you take into consideration the cybertrucks price tag. If it was an economy electric car (like the Prius), we would poke fun at the vehicles design and that would be it. But this is a bloated, over-priced, unreliable, gimmick truck; whose only purpose is to serve as an ego-boost to one of the richest, dumbest men on the planet. The man that got bullied into buying and abruptly tanking one of the largest social media companies in the world. The same man jumping around like a pick-me dipshit at a fascist rally for a convicted felon, bankrupt businessman, convicted rapist, and self-described sex-pest.

People can laugh at not just the cybertruck, but also the owner; because paying what amounts to a third of a fucking house so you can fanboy a man sure to go down as one of histories most public dumb-asses, makes you ripe for ridicule (and deservedly so).

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[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 350 points 4 days ago

From "Keith" in the comments, "You bought a Cyber truck because you wanted attention. You're getting attention. What's your beef?"

Couldn't agree more

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 236 points 4 days ago

I was taking a right turn out of a convenience store driveway the other day, waiting for the traffic to go by, and noticed the driver, a female, was apparently laughing hysterically at my truck. She was alone, pointing at my truck and laughing hard.

a female

Yeah, sounds like a Cyber truck owner

[-] dan@upvote.au 49 points 4 days ago

It seems like there's a correlation between people that refer to women as "females" and people that don't treat women well.

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[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 75 points 4 days ago

He says "a female", then "a guy".

No wonder they're laughing. This guy's a joke.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago

Anytime they say female, but don't specify the species, you get to pick.

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[-] neoman4426@fedia.io 172 points 4 days ago

Like, even ignoring Musk's whole everything now, it's just one of the ugliest vehicles ever designed. Regular Teslas at least look okay if you ignore Musk himself, but the cybertruck looks like they just took a particularly untalented 1st grader's drawing of a vehicle and just went "Make that"

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 72 points 4 days ago

And that alone would be enough, but add to that the fact that they cost about 100 grand a piece, and yet they are essentially held together with bubblegum and shoestring. Bro, you paid a year's worth of salary for the average middle class person to drive around an ugly, falling-apart piece of shit created by a fascist. Yeah. We're gonna point and laugh at your dumb ass.

$100k is about the average household income in the US, the average single income is about $67k. So about a year and a half of the average wage. And median income is much lower (median household income is about $44k) indicating that high income households have a much larger effect on the average than low income households so the average middle class individual income should also be much lower than the average individual income.

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[-] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 85 points 4 days ago

Jesse, on his part, suggests Elon Musk’s controversial nature is to blame for the people laughing at him.

While I'm sure that's part of it, mostly it's just the fact that you blew 6 figures on a poorly assembled low res rust triangle

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[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

He's bought a status car and spent ~$70k extra on it in order to get a reaction. Not sure what he's whining about.

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[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 98 points 4 days ago

I was convinced this was satire until I followed the link in the story for the Cybertruck forum where this was actually discussed.🤦‍♂️

[-] Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz 65 points 4 days ago

His whining at the beginning certainly had me wondering too.

And then there are the comments -- "There just haters there mad cause they can't afford one them self's..." Like really, did you even make it beyond third grade? And this is the kind of person who is sticking up for Cybertruck owners? Maybe there are a number of reasons why we point and laugh...

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[-] mysoulishome@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

As a man I’ve been patiently waiting my entire life for the general population of women to realize they can shame men into not being stupid assholes. I don’t think men on the whole are going to like it…but it’s been a long time coming. See: history.

[-] projektilski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 4 days ago

He chooses what to drive. If he likes it, that's his right. It's also right of the others not to like it and find it ridiculous. There is no objective reason to drive a Cybertruck except to show off. Well, it backfired for him.

[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

"I drive the equivalent of a 2024 Yugo that is laughably poor quality sold by a huckster and I paid enough to buy 4 reasonable cars. It's the most gaudy design of any car ever produced since the dawn of time. Why would people laugh at me?"

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

"Stupidity" would be the answer to both why he bought a cybertruck and why he wonders why people are laughing about his choice.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 33 points 4 days ago

He claims he'd never mock a Prius while in the same sentence posting about how much he hates the Prius, and then doesn't think it's fair to be mocked for driving a certain vehicle.

To break this Möbius strip logic: Blame someone else.

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[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 66 points 4 days ago

Quality post. I really did think I was reading an Onion headline.

And I have to admit, the first time I saw the guy in my neighborhood who bought one driving it around, I pointed and laughed too.

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[-] radix@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago
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[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 44 points 4 days ago

Not just women. It is an absurd vehicle

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 47 points 4 days ago

At least someone is getting joy from the cybertruck.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Granted, she could have been having a weird reaction to a stroke or something,

Bless your heart

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 48 points 4 days ago

They’re only laughing because deep down they know they’re beta-cuck manlets who will never be an alpha-chad like you. It’s an involuntary nervous reaction to feeling viscerally outclassed and unmanned by your aura of effortless brocious dominance.

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[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago

I saw a white cyber truck today (a first for me). It even more hideous than the silver and black ones.

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[-] houseofleft@slrpnk.net 19 points 4 days ago

Man, I sure wish cybertrucks had been around to deflect when I spent 7 years driving a Fiat Panda.

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[-] protist@mander.xyz 53 points 4 days ago

My 6 year old son points and laughs at Cybertrucks. "It looks so weird. Why's it so pointy?" Direct quote

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[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

My opinion of Musk has nothing to do with it. For the price of it, its ugly as fuck.

I'm not a fan of priuses either, but priuses don't a) take wild swings in design in order to be "edgy" and b) price themselves according to supposed "cool points".

With or without Musk, your choices reflect who you are. This guy bought an overpriced vehicle in order to be "cool" and now he's butt hurt that no one agrees with him.

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 47 points 4 days ago

Truely a mystery for the ages.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 4 days ago

”I was taking a right turn out of a convenience store driveway the other day, waiting for the traffic to go by, and noticed the driver, a female, was apparently laughing hysterically at my truck. She was alone, pointing at my truck and laughing hard.”

First: lmao

Second: that’s it? You are like a little baby.

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 62 points 4 days ago

"a female"

Yep, that language checks out.

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[-] madjo@feddit.nl 22 points 4 days ago

Ford Multipla drivers can finally point and laugh at another vehicle owner.

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[-] deaf_fish@lemm.ee 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This person needs to get help. I doubt more than one or two women are laughing at him, if there is anyone laughing at all.

Who has time to do this while driving?

[-] quixote84@midwest.social 19 points 4 days ago

I've pointed and laughed at a couple of Cybertrucks. It's hard to really capture how funny they look in motion in person. That feeling of "this was drawn by a kindergardener" hit me so much harder the first couple times I saw a real one moving.

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[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago

As others mentioned, it does look kinda ridiculous in person. Driving home Sunday with my sister we saw one, pointed and both laughed/chuckled to each other. I wasn't looking at the driver so dunno if they noticed, but if they were looking at our faces as we passed they might have been able to notice, and it was just a natural reaction, not meant to have the owner notice in an effort to mock or anything.

[-] pyr0ball@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago

My partner and I make a point of pointing and laughing at every single cyber truck and owner we see

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[-] Mango@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago

Guys, I just can't figure out why my coworkers laugh at me when I show them my picture wearing a maid costume! What could possibly be funny about that?

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