radix

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[–] radix@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Lobster.

I'd continue to live my normal life during the day, but transform every night to sleep, and don't age during that time. Hell, any time I'm not doing something that requires a human body, just push pause on the aging process for a few hours. Careful application could get me an extra ~40-50% lifespan for free.

The lobster's biggest problem is always having to grow new shells. If every transformation puts me back exactly where I left off, that could be an issue, but with a part-time human to stock my own tank/pool, getting enough to eat as a lobster to get the energy to do that shouldn't be an insurmountable hurdle.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 34 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

In hindsight, it was irresponsible to watch Robocop as a 10-year-old.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago

becoming actually usable on Linux

The open source community has done a good job hammering home the distinction between "free like speech" and "free like beer."

This article needs to better differentiate between "usable technically" and "usable morally."

[–] radix@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago
[–] radix@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

You need to have a scandal that would be career-ending for any other administration, but is a mild inconvenience at worst for this one, and may actually be the top reason you got the job to begin with.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

John Oliver also did a segment.

https://youtu.be/mRZqHzDG_c8?t=551

Timestamped at the Kratom chapter, but the whole thing is good (as is normal for JO).

[–] radix@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The most famous of them all:

Seedfeeder – Seedfeeder (talk · contribs)
Notable editor who provided illustrations for numerous sex acts[1]

[–] radix@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He only has room in his head for like 10 words at a time. That's why he thinks remembering 5 in cognitive tests is a huge victory. It takes half his brain! And the other half is "America" "golf" "China" and "besty Putin."

[–] radix@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

They have a chance to do the funniest thing ever and sign Harrison Mevis' brother Andrew.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago

She's also Really Really Sorry™ and has promised to learn from this difficult experience. Thoughts and prayers.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I guess I'll take the L for not being more clear initially.

Does this make up for my mistake?

 
 

Tyrannus tyrannus is too powerful.

 

Abolish ICE

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[Steam] Metro 2033 Redux (store.steampowered.com)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by radix@lemmy.world to c/freegames@feddit.uk
 

Free to keep if claimed in the next ~48 hours.

 

"One coder added at least two database entries that are visible on the live site and say “this is a joke of a .gov site” and “THESE ‘EXPERTS’ LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN -roro.” "

 

For three years, the Broward County Sheriff’s Office produced its own crack cocaine, so it could sell it to people that deputies would then arrest for buying crack cocaine.

 
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Useful Idiot (en.wikipedia.org)
 
 

Just because a 3060ti is technically capable of ray tracing doesn't mean I want you to keep turning it on every time the driver gets an update.

 

More people were killed by U.S. law enforcement in 2023 than any other year in the past decade, outpacing population growth eightfold.

 

"Don't make a wrong move," the officer said as he pinned the struggling subject to the ground. "Period."

The officer tightened the handcuffs around the subject's thin wrists.

"Ow, ow, ow, it really hurts," the subject exclaimed.

The officer pressed his weight into the subject's small body while school staff watched it all unfold. The person he was restraining was 7 years old.

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