radix

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[–] radix@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Larry buys 18,000,000 calories worth of Cheetos in bags that don't reseal, and will go stale within 60 days. How many heart attacks will he have in the next two months?

[–] radix@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I guess she's going to have to get a dog to keep her company.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Viral marketing for "You Can See Everything" perhaps?

[–] radix@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

It takes multiple books to cover, so this is the very, very basics:

~12,000 years in our future, Humanity goes to war with "thinking machines." The war lasted a while, humans finally win, and vowed to never create such machines again. Another ~12,000 years later, Dune takes place.

By this time, the "no AI/computers" is such a deeply ingrained belief, that it has made its way into literally every facet of culture: politics, religion, commerce/transportation, etc. Of course, having fast calculations is also really handy, so humans resort to selective breeding programs and strict social castes that result in human calculators (Mentats) and other specialized professions. Even that's not good enough to do interstellar travel calculations, so some people are imbued with "spice" (discovered on one planet, Arrakis, the Dune planet).

It's basically space magic mushrooms. Opens the mind like nothing else. That's the only way to do interstellar commerce, so it's the most valuable commodity in the galaxy, and whoever controls the planet gets enormously powerful, and also has a huge target on their back. Meanwhile, a maternal religious sect is running its own breeding program to get to fulfill some "chosen one" prophecy.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

The only things a villain needs to do in order to be a badass in Movieland is to walk slowly and look menacing while uttering a memorable catchphrase.

That doesn't necessarily make them successful at their primary objective, since almost all Movieland villains lose eventually (they tend to leave their Plot Armor at home), but being remembered by the other residents forever is its own version of victory.

Unfortunately I'm not clever enough to have a good catchphrase, so I'm a minor henchman at best.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How do we get people to drop the saying "thought-terminating cliche?" It has an actual meaning, but is more often used by the "debate me" bros who are just lashing out any time someone doesn't want to engage with bad-faith arguments.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But if you do really good fictional representations of the absurd situations - or are especially attractive - you get to do more fictional representations on a bigger screen.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Just a coincidence, same as last year.
And the year before...

[–] radix@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Autocomplete 2.0

[–] radix@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Or is he just happy to see you?

[–] radix@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Now move them both under inXile and let Brian Fargo cook.

[–] radix@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If someone posts something truly offensive or illegal, it doesn't make sense to schedule a meeting next Thursday when a quorum can be gathered to vote on whether or not to remove it.

Rules are rules, and if you don't trust someone to enforce the rules without having their hand held, they shouldn't be the enforcer.

Mistakes will be made. Moderation is never entirely perfect. If one person keeps making mistakes, they should be removed.

 
 

Tyrannus tyrannus is too powerful.

 

Abolish ICE

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[Steam] Metro 2033 Redux (store.steampowered.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by radix@lemmy.world to c/freegames@feddit.uk
 

Free to keep if claimed in the next ~48 hours.

 

"One coder added at least two database entries that are visible on the live site and say “this is a joke of a .gov site” and “THESE ‘EXPERTS’ LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN -roro.” "

 

For three years, the Broward County Sheriff’s Office produced its own crack cocaine, so it could sell it to people that deputies would then arrest for buying crack cocaine.

 
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Useful Idiot (en.wikipedia.org)
 
 

Just because a 3060ti is technically capable of ray tracing doesn't mean I want you to keep turning it on every time the driver gets an update.

 

More people were killed by U.S. law enforcement in 2023 than any other year in the past decade, outpacing population growth eightfold.

 

"Don't make a wrong move," the officer said as he pinned the struggling subject to the ground. "Period."

The officer tightened the handcuffs around the subject's thin wrists.

"Ow, ow, ow, it really hurts," the subject exclaimed.

The officer pressed his weight into the subject's small body while school staff watched it all unfold. The person he was restraining was 7 years old.

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