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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago

During penis inspection day, there will be remembrance of Stalin.

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 2 months ago

First of all, I will allow no one to mention Josef Stalin without the title of 'Sheikh'.

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago

DISGUSTING 🤢🤢🤢

Please let me just inspect the Bears, Bunks, Otters, Daddy's, femboys, trans queens, etc, ANYTHING but the twinks angery

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

BEGIN INSPECTING THE TWINKS COMRADE

[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

YOU BEGIN TO INSPECT THE TWINKS ! YOU PUT IT BEHIND A "SLIGHT NUDITY DISCLAIMER" YOU WILL INSPECT TWINKS YOU REGRESSIVE PRUDE !

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

cri just execute meee plzz or if I'm still left with no option, not even the sweet release of death, I'll rate them all mid af at best. jokah jokah jokah

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago

I'll never be a bureaucrat. I'm too busying building Cybersyn 2: Socialist Boogaloo

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

You will be in charge of exterminating the outdoor cats

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

(Do not say "Why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?", Erika. You've heard the legends about the Great Outdoor Cat Struggle Session. You do not want to re-ignite that war. You know purrfectly well why they have to kill the kitty cats.)

"Yeah but why do you have to kill the kitty cats, though?"

(God... dammit!!)

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[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

All I’m gonna say is the guy looks pretty young. Y’all should probably thirst carefully.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago

The pictures show medical examinations for Red Army conscripts. The first picture is dated to 1930 and the second picture is dated to 1938. At the time, the age of conscription in the USSR was apparently 19.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago

At the time, the age of conscription in the USSR was apparently 19.

The general consensus here is you're still technically a minor till 35.

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago

Your brain isn’t even developed until you’re whatever age I currently am

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

You’re still a minor until 65, then you are a SJW college student

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

You're telling me I'm a child laborer‽

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

Well no, it only applies to sex. Really nobody should fuck till they're 40.

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

Really nobody should fuck

volcel-judge

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Awwh, but I really wanna!! No fair!!

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Power dynamics

[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

We literally dunk on chuds who say “ahh but you see they were barely of legal age, so it’s completely fine”

Also conscription was 18 from what I’ve read.

[-] HamManBad@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

You are a revisionist. You are trying to determine whether the age is appropriate for thirsting when, in fact, all thirsting is a violation of the volcel pledge

gulag

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

The fact that eighteen is not a "magic number" that sanctifies all attraction to a person, should be a fact so obvious that it should not need to be said. And so I did not say it. Don't you think people can just read the number "19" and figure out for themselves what is and isn't appropriate? Some of us happen to be in our late teens and early 20s ourselves.

Conscription age in the USSR varied between 19, to 17, to 18 at different points. It was set to 18 during the war. Is what I read on Wikipedia.

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

I just thought the photos were funny out of context, but as is customary in a HB thread there's one person who decides it's time to be bizarrely aggro and get themselves banned

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

It took me a moment to realize that HB stood for "Hexbear" and not "Hasbro" lol

But yeah that does seem to be a bit of a trend. Perhaps our life situations tend to put many of us in a bit of a qu'est-ce que c'est mood, so to speak, that has a tendency to boil over at inopportune moments...

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

I was half way done with my degree at 19 lol

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[-] Angel@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

pingu-horny All I see in those photos is a nice meal soviet-playful

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 months ago
[-] aaro@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago
[-] asante@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

me irl

idk what i'm looking at lol

[-] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Hell yeah I'm FBI. FemBoy Inspector.

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[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

My guy on the left of the last supper shot ain't shy about what he's looking at. 🥵🤣

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Check out the nurses side-eye lol

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[-] abc@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

what the actual fuck....why am i pining over some caked out Red Army conscript....he is likely nothing but bones and dirt stop it abc, stop it, stop it!!! You do this with every presumably straight male you happen to notice oooaaaaaaauhhh have-to-kill-this-guy

[-] xkyfal18@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 2 months ago

What the hell is this 😭

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