this post was submitted on 27 May 2024
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[–] hudson@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago
[–] OldGrayDog@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 years ago
[–] christov@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Katsu

Happy with that!

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago
[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Waffles. But my roommate in college bought a puppy before the summer, named it Waffles, took her home, and came back in the fall with an untrained dog that peed in the house and he never cleaned it up. Poor Waffles, she didn't ask to be raised by terrible owners but I ended up moving out early because of her.

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[–] Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Ciabatta with sweet potato madras spread, green olives, feta, and Dutch cheese. Rolls off the tongue

[–] Snailpope@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Phat bitch dip: 2 blocks cream cheese 3 cans of shredded chicken drained 5 diced jalapeños Siracha to taste Shredded cheddar

Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted

Edit: Phat is 80s slang for 'Pretty hot and tempting'

[–] aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

My girlfriends ass?

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 4 points 2 years ago

Chips and queso

[–] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago

Fist full of granola

Or Fist for short

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] whyalone@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Emmi Energy Milk High Protein Double Zero Ananas-Kokos

[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Enchilada.

Perfect.

[–] Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Killing_Spark@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Frozzie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Schoggigipfeli

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Long ago I had this one cat named Birria, because I used to jokingly tell her mother "If you don't behave, I'm going to make birria tacos out of you!"

When I rescued her mom, I thought she was a male, still quite young, and before I'd found a vet she disappeared for a couple of days and came back pregnant. After that, she and every cat I've had since then, male or female, I've taken to the vet to be neutered or spayed before anybody gets knocked up.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago
[–] redxef@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago
[–] twotonebax@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Rex. That's a coincidence, that was my neighbour's dog's name. Shame what happened to him, he was always so friendly. Tasty too

[–] IkarusHagen2@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Ice cream with big juicy balls

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Cacio E Pepe

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 3 points 2 years ago (4 children)

soy milk

(kinda fitting actually)

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[–] Nualkris@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Hello Fruit Snack!

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 3 points 2 years ago
[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

My little sweet gummy bear

[–] Linnce@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] 108@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I had to scroll pass eighty people claiming they ate ass before I saw this. Yeah I ate ass then hopped on lemmy, yup.

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[–] DampCanary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

ox heart

Tap for spoilertomato

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Honestly kiwi is a pretty good name for a dog

[–] frcl@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

Jack Fruitburger

[–] Spider89@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Moose@moose.best 2 points 2 years ago
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] SuperIce@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Ginger chew

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] NGC2346@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

blueberry protein milkshake

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