The solution? Rental vans...

It's like people think they need mega trucks for the time once a year or less that they have to move a couch.

"But what about when I have to haul wood for my yearly porch renovation?"

"Rent a fucking truck!"

I just have lunch and leave early anyway.

I don't give a shit if lunch is supposed to be on "my time," companies should be paying for every minute you're there. Lunches should be part of the 8 hour workday because dedicating 9 hours just to be paid for 8 is bullshit.

Also known as Raw Toast

This was me. Not that I was racist in any way, but I was brought up with a father that absolutely did not (still does not) think that systemic racism existed, that wokeness was damaging, really that any issues the left focused on were mindless and stupid and damaging.

I went into my first sociology class with that kind of mindset, and the moment I actually started doing research for papers, I realized how wrong I was.

Really the only people who rail against "woke" education are the ones who haven't gone to college (my dad) or those making money and power from the grift.

Start dressing in drag and watch their heads explode.

Actually, maybe don't. They'd literally murder you.

Ironically, babies would probably have a grand fun time with nipple tassels.

I wasn't able to upgrade until last year. And there are still places around me that don't have fiber

In the US, people complain about anything over 20%.

But I don't blame them because even for what we do pay, we get fuck-all for it.

I more and more believe that religion should be treated like a mental illness.

If you told people that you heard voices in your head, they'd put you on meds. If you tell them Jesus spoke to you they'll put you in charge of a country.

My laptop just updated (windows 11) and they now put bullcrap tips, weather, and stocks cards on the lock screen if you want to use the daily landscape images.

Love the landscape images, but those cards are now not optional. Fucking moronic and I need to just get off windows entirely.

I let my baby smoke a fat joint to try to get to sleep, but it didn't work. He just kept wanting to eat and wouldn't shut up about the federal legalization of marijuana.

Worst advice I've ever gotten.

Oh fuck, their fascism matches too.