I'd get a second vasectomy if I thought it would help. The first one was super easy.

Fine. Pump it directly into their homes.

If you sewed together all the fragments of Jesus's foreskin, you could go skydiving with it.

LoL you think this only applies to Wendy's.

I just applied at a cabinet shop. They sent me a personality quiz.

Fortunately, intelligence appears to have a wide range of genetic factors. Stupid parents can have quite intelligent children.

Yeah maybe. Doesn't seem to stop redneck fathers of teenage girls in conservative states. They consider it a rite of passage for fatherhood.

Yeah, I went to senior prom with my friend. I didn't have a license or a car yet, so my aunt drove us there in her baseball team van, and she was gonna drive us both home too. Suuuper romantic. Her dad met us there, pulled me aside to show me his little pocket knife and threatened to castrate me. I just laughed at him. We were both virgins, so far as I knew. While in hindsight she had a crush on me, I was way too awkward, nerdy, religious, and oblivious to realize. Sex never even crossed my mind as a possibility.

It's a thing that basic dickhead fathers look forward to doing; threatening their daughter's boyfriend in case he ever thinks he and his girlfriend might ever want to have sex.

The only angle I think looks cool is the one on the pic.

I travel. My Internet is off until I activate my hotspot. Whatever MS is doing, it ain't worth it to me. I went all in on Linux (I use PopOS btw) a couple years ago.

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