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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I didn't

We talking about cum right?

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Oh I should have scrolled one message farther before replying

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Go to a blood bank and donate, you weirdoes

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

That's scientifically proven to help other people which they are fundamentally against.

[–] btfod@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tfw the phlebotomist asks "left or right arm?" and I say MIDDLE

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ngl I just flux shifted a little reading that, like I know the human beings here have like mega impaired vortal inputs but I just couldn't help myself. Real galanga hours.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Sounds like you have a serious case of phlegmatism

A basket of fresh leeches will arrive at your door within the next three business days

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not to be that person, but can we mark stuff like this with a CW?

I got sick just looking at the image.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

That's okay 🫂 your post is still funny

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Flex TAPE

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Got a solid guffaw out of me with this one

[–] indred0@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We're like one step away from bringing back full-on trepanation. You love to see it folks.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Don't drill a hole in your head.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

:sicko-wistful:

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

The worms might get chilly

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

There are still groups out there. I've run across them on Facebook years ago.

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

I'd try it, especially if it was like a little trap door i could open and close

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Starting a barber-surgeon school. The anesthesia course is just pairing liquors with ailments.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Drop some astrology in it and we cooking

[–] waluigiblunts@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

can you nsfw this and cw blood

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Sorry

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

no more half measures walter

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Leech me doc!

[–] dead@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is just twitter engagement bait. Is there evidence that this is a trend other than 1 video posted by a self proclaimed "influencer" by the name "Champagne Sloshy"?

There's always a few weirdos practicing bloodletting. I'm skeptical that it is trend.

https://nitter.privacydev.net/JoshyBeSloshy/status/1791616841657221474

[–] englislanguage@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 year ago

This post should be NSFW

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had to stop giving blood because I'd get a two-day migraine every time, so I'm not sure I'll fall for this one.

[–] Lurker123@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

That’s just the dying gasp of the miasma leaving your body. The migraines are how you know it is working.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I must consult my apothecary before I agree to such treatments

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I say go for it!

The moon is waxing, the stars are right, and my bees have been stinging quite fiercely lately

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Well if the bees say it's cool I'll try it out. Who am I to argue with a thousand sisters.

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

why is there so much pressure, ew.

[–] principalkohoutek@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Oh man, don't tell Joyce Manor

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

why do they have to do it like that though

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Too much blood in the head causes headaches

Just like too many phlogistons in the body can cause spontaneous human combustion

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

phlogistons

Sounds scary, how can I release these toxins?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I recommend leeches on the face, neck, buttocks and genitals

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Uhh...wow. I'd see an actual doctor if my blood pressure was so high my forehead would shoot jets of blood like a fountain. I think "headaches" are the least of this guy's problems.

[–] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Does bloodletting lower blood pressure lol. I just thought of this because of how red this guy's face is.

Edit:

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29959751/

Chinese study which says yes but poor methodology

[–] Deinonychus@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago