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[-] odin@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

Drag queens have the best names. My favorite from this season of RuPaul's Drag Race is Amanda Tori Meating.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

She should have been an email.

[-] wjrii@kbin.social 24 points 6 months ago

Don't you mean Annie Mail?

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Well played. 👏

[-] CaptainPedantic@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago
[-] CaptainPedantic@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago
[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

I thought it was a ma squiggly and got confused

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I see what you did there!

[-] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Do library cats' names count? Like Catticus Finch and the Great Catsby?

[-] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

Chairman Meow Zedong

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

My friend lived in a house with 4 other guys and all but one was athletic and outdoorsy. The other guy was a WOW addicted Mexican who never left his room except to get food deliveries or cigarettes. The others called him The Brown Recluse.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago
[-] Substance_P@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Alotta Fagina - Austin Powers:International Man of Mystery

Also, I used to have a friend called BroDeal because he used to flip land. Then he became an Ayahuasca shamen and now people call him "the profit"

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 months ago

Pizza delivery for, I. C. Weiner

[-] jve@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Donald Glover goes over his own name in one of his stand up specials. His parents named him “Don Glover”. I guess it’s better than Tess Tickles.

[-] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 10 points 6 months ago

Oswald Endswel

[-] treechicken@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago
[-] StorageB@lemmy.one 2 points 6 months ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 6 months ago
[-] LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Ah thank you, it's about time I replay Ace Attorney

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 6 months ago

Here in dutchland this family by the name of 'Modder' (meaning mud) gave their baby girl the traditional Frisian name 'Fokje', which is female of 'Fokke' which is Frisian for Alphonse.

They obviously didn't speak English as 'Fokje Modder' pronounces as 'Fuck yer mother'.

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I read "dutchland" as "Deutschland" (which means Germany)

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 6 months ago

Also also, herr van Lemmy, das klinkt wie Duitsland!

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 6 points 6 months ago

O’ranjelo and L’monjelo. I was told these were names of real kids, but that was third hand information and i was a kid myself, so probably just someone goofing.

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago
[-] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I always wondered about that name. It seemed deliberate, but I didn't know what he was going for. TIL

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slartibartfast

Douglas Adams wrote ... that he wanted Slartibartfast's name to sound very rude, but still actually be broadcastable. He therefore started with the name "Phartiphukborlz"...

...

"One thing I don't think I explained in the script book was that I was also teasing the typist, Geoffrey [Perkins]'s secretary, because ... she'd be typing out this long and extraordinary name which would be quite an effort to type and right at the beginning he says 'My name is not important, and I'm not going to tell you what it is'. I was just being mean to Geoffrey's secretary."

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

That's fantastic and I don't doubt for a second he was being a smartass with his friend's secretary. Hell, the first book was begun on a hillside in Amsterdam after plural bottles of wine and who knows what else. Makes perfect sense.

[-] johnydoe666@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

There are hills in Amsterdam? gasp

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

It was actually a GURPS character I made for a homebrew setting. It was a male techpriest named Silas Berg who fell out of the imperium and was working to get back to his home. It took something like 6-8 months before my GM noticed, because I only ever used the full name once (initial introduction), then only ever called myself Sy in all interactions after that.

The day that he finally noticed glorious. He had captured our party and was going through the prisoner list. He got to me, read out 'Sy Berg's, and I swear you could see him bluescreen for a second when he realized that he'd been running a game with a cyborg named cyborg for months without noticing.

Easily one of my favorite experiences in a TTRPG. I'm hopeful that when I get around to running my own game, I'm able to work in the story I've got in my head about the library dungeon that culminates in a fight with a wyrm. I really hope I get a similar reaction when I reveal that it's actually a bookwyrm.

[-] elfin8er@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Hairy Pitts

Ella Vader

Shanda Lee

Robin Banks

Chris P. Bacon

[-] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Trace for a third child

The often repeated Carson for a boy born in the car on the way to the hospital.

“Can I be frank with you?”

“Sure! You be Frank and I’ll be Ernest”

[-] TheBlackKnight@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

There was a Harry A. Hole in my hometown

[-] snazzy0933@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
  • Richard “Dick” Fitzwell
  • Harry Balsagna
  • Adolf Oliver Busch
  • Mike Rotch
  • Pat McRoyne
  • Ben Dover
[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago

Playing D&D, we inherited a haunted tavern that was home to a ghost named Lift (tbf, that's the name we gave it since it could only communicate by lifting things). After we solved the mystery of Lift and allowed the spirit to pass on to the afterlife, we renamed the tavern The Lifted Spirits.

[-] cousinofjah@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

E. Norma Stitts

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Not a name, but a fun one...

The Bible is not an archaic edict.

Because you can't have archaic and edict too!

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

There was a NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle. The only motorsportsman I'm aware of named after a symptom of enlarged prostate.

[-] waz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I like the robot in the dogman books named 80-Hexotron Droidformigon. AKA: 80-HD

Colonel Angus is always a classic.

Not sure if it was a real name or a joke, but I had a service ticket once for Stu Pedasso. It gave me a light chuckle.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 6 months ago
[-] benderbeerman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Mike Ochzarekt
Mike Rustibalz
Micah Misztiki

Mike names go on for miles

[-] Madblood@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago
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