-I'm in love with my car
-Death on two legs

ITT: disinformation influencers and bad faith shills, and a bunch of people not putting up with their shit

Prisencolinensinainciusol - Adriano Celentano

Me: spits coffee into the barrista's face "yo, this coffee tastes like dirt!"

Barrista: "well it was fresh ground this morning."

They can also be used to plug bullet holes  ¯_(ツ)_/¯

ITT: Disinformation/influencer shills... take note.

Don't listen to people on the internet about political opinions

You are scientifically illiterate if you are asking questions that have easily discoverable answers (as in this example, centuries of confirmed results)

The burn from the thrusters doesn't push against space, it pushes against the rocket.

For more easily discoverable answers to basic physics questions, perhaps take a physics 101 course. Or just Google your question.

Or do it the way you just did it... Cunningham's law and all that. But be aware that people will consider you scientifically illiterate if you do it the way you just did it.

I'm pretty sure they said they would "...go nuts on..." not "...go nut in..."

Wanna be more confused by Skibidi? Check out the video for Skibidi by Little Big

I wonder why? It's not like anything bad ever happens to high-profile inmates, just ask Jeffery Epstein...

Obligatory /s

God made me. It's part of His Plan™ that I'm not religious, and I apparently cannot deviate from His Plan™. Plus, Jesus already died to forgive any sins I may commit so  ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Eta: I cannot deviate from His Plan™ even tho I supposedly have Free Will™

'Splattern'