It's like when people say "no offense but" and then continue with something offensive. Just because you say no offense, it doesn't make it not offensive.

Your pupils get massive when you're on LSD, so I wouldn't be surprised if they're able to let in more light to let you see better.

That's a lot of assumptions to not even answer OPs question.

You just gotta slam your hand in just the right place.

"you're not going to carry a calculator with you everywhere"

Oh, I thought that was the joke 😂

Let's assume for the sake of argument that he did commit suicide. The next question I would ask is "why would he do that"?

Doesn't this only happen with pure distilled water though?

Guessing this video from Seth Meyers channel is the one that got blocked on Bernie's channel: https://youtube.com/watch?v=68ruWP-AM6Y

I could see remotely starting a washing machine being useful in some cases. For example, if I need to get laundry done today but have to work, I can put the clothes in the washer in the morning and then start it in the afternoon so that my wet clothes aren't sitting in the washer for 6 hours while I'm at work.

But at least they have blue bubbles!

Yea, we had a similar sign like this leading outside towards the dumpsters when I worked at Subway.